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6.6/10 (1353 votes)
#1

Thank You for the Intercourse

S9:E8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

6.6/10 (1160 votes)
#2

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S9:E13

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

6.6/10 (1102 votes)
#3

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S9:E16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

6.4/10 (1324 votes)
#4

Frodo's Headshots

S9:E9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

6.4/10 (1128 votes)
#5

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S9:E15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

6.4/10 (1066 votes)
#6

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

S9:E24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

6.3/10 (1172 votes)
#7

What a Lovely Landing Strip

S9:E11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

6.3/10 (1088 votes)
#8

A Possum on Chemo

S9:E14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

6.3/10 (1014 votes)
#9

Palmdale, Ech

S9:E19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

6.3/10 (1095 votes)
#10

Why We Gave Up Women

S9:E22

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

6.2/10 (1234 votes)
#11

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S9:E10

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

6.1/10 (982 votes)
#12

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

S9:E21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

6.0/10 (1006 votes)
#13

Grandma's Pie

S9:E20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

5.9/10 (1242 votes)
#14

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S9:E7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

5.8/10 (1361 votes)
#15

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S9:E5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

5.7/10 (1227 votes)
#16

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S9:E12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

5.7/10 (1043 votes)
#17

The War Against Gingivitis

S9:E18

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

5.7/10 (1055 votes)
#18

The Straw in My Donut Hole

S9:E23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

5.6/10 (1453 votes)
#19

Nine Magic Fingers

S9:E4

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5.6/10 (1320 votes)
#20

The Squat and the Hover

S9:E6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

5.5/10 (3719 votes)
#21

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S9:E1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

5.5/10 (1163 votes)
#22

Not in My Mouth!

S9:E17

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

5.3/10 (1945 votes)
#23

People Who Love Peepholes

S9:E2

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

5.3/10 (1631 votes)
#24

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S9:E3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

5.3/10 (1945 votes)
#1

People Who Love Peepholes

S9:E2

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

5.3/10 (1631 votes)
#2

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S9:E3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

5.5/10 (3719 votes)
#3

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S9:E1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

5.5/10 (1163 votes)
#4

Not in My Mouth!

S9:E17

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

5.6/10 (1453 votes)
#5

Nine Magic Fingers

S9:E4

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5.6/10 (1320 votes)
#6

The Squat and the Hover

S9:E6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

5.7/10 (1227 votes)
#7

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S9:E12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

5.7/10 (1043 votes)
#8

The War Against Gingivitis

S9:E18

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

5.7/10 (1055 votes)
#9

The Straw in My Donut Hole

S9:E23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

5.8/10 (1361 votes)
#10

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S9:E5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

5.9/10 (1242 votes)
#11

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S9:E7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

6.0/10 (1006 votes)
#12

Grandma's Pie

S9:E20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

6.1/10 (982 votes)
#13

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

S9:E21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

6.2/10 (1234 votes)
#14

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S9:E10

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

6.3/10 (1172 votes)
#15

What a Lovely Landing Strip

S9:E11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

6.3/10 (1088 votes)
#16

A Possum on Chemo

S9:E14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

6.3/10 (1014 votes)
#17

Palmdale, Ech

S9:E19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

6.3/10 (1095 votes)
#18

Why We Gave Up Women

S9:E22

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

6.4/10 (1324 votes)
#19

Frodo's Headshots

S9:E9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

6.4/10 (1128 votes)
#20

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S9:E15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

6.4/10 (1066 votes)
#21

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

S9:E24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

6.6/10 (1353 votes)
#22

Thank You for the Intercourse

S9:E8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

6.6/10 (1160 votes)
#23

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S9:E13

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

6.6/10 (1102 votes)
#24

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S9:E16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

5.5/10 (3719 votes)

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S9:E1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

5.3/10 (1945 votes)

People Who Love Peepholes

S9:E2

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

5.3/10 (1631 votes)

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S9:E3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

5.6/10 (1453 votes)

Nine Magic Fingers

S9:E4

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5.8/10 (1361 votes)

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S9:E5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

5.6/10 (1320 votes)

The Squat and the Hover

S9:E6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

5.9/10 (1242 votes)

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S9:E7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

6.6/10 (1353 votes)

Thank You for the Intercourse

S9:E8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

6.4/10 (1324 votes)

Frodo's Headshots

S9:E9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

6.2/10 (1234 votes)

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S9:E10

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

6.3/10 (1172 votes)

What a Lovely Landing Strip

S9:E11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

5.7/10 (1227 votes)

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S9:E12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

6.6/10 (1160 votes)

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S9:E13

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

6.3/10 (1088 votes)

A Possum on Chemo

S9:E14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

6.4/10 (1128 votes)

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S9:E15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

6.6/10 (1102 votes)

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S9:E16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

5.5/10 (1163 votes)

Not in My Mouth!

S9:E17

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

5.7/10 (1043 votes)

The War Against Gingivitis

S9:E18

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

6.3/10 (1014 votes)

Palmdale, Ech

S9:E19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

6.0/10 (1006 votes)

Grandma's Pie

S9:E20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

6.1/10 (982 votes)

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

S9:E21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

6.3/10 (1095 votes)

Why We Gave Up Women

S9:E22

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

5.7/10 (1055 votes)

The Straw in My Donut Hole

S9:E23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

6.4/10 (1066 votes)

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

S9:E24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.4 Hi, Mr. Horned One
★ 7.5 Something Salted and Twisted
1 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.6 Camel Filters and Pheromones
★ 7.5 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5 ★ 7.9 19
★ 8.6 Fish in a Drawer
★ 7.6 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
★ 7.3 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
6 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 The Two Finger Rule
★ 7.5 A Jock Strap in Hell
4 ★ 7.8 24
★ 8.6 Walnuts and Demerol
★ 7.5 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
7 ★ 7.8 22
★ 8.5 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
★ 7.4 I Found Your Moustache
8 ★ 7.7 16
★ 8.4 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
★ 7.2 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10 ★ 6.4 23
★ 7.0 I Scream When I Pee
★ 5.6 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11 ★ 6.4 22
★ 7.2 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
★ 6.0 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9 ★ 6.0 24
★ 6.6 Thank You for the Intercourse
★ 5.3 People Who Love Peepholes
12 ★ 5.6 14
★ 5.9 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.2 The Ol' Mexican Spinach