Two and a Half Men poster
5.9/10 (879 votes)
#1

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

S12:E7

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

5.9/10 (895 votes)
#2

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

S12:E12

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

5.8/10 (836 votes)
#3

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

S12:E9

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

5.8/10 (842 votes)
#4

Here I Come, Pants!

S12:E10

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

5.7/10 (854 votes)
#5

Boompa Loved His Hookers

S12:E13

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

5.6/10 (863 votes)
#6

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12:E8

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

5.6/10 (862 votes)
#7

For Whom the Booty Calls

S12:E11

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

5.6/10 (914 votes)
#8

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

S12:E14

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

5.5/10 (915 votes)
#9

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

S12:E4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

5.4/10 (947 votes)
#10

Glamping in a Yurt

S12:E3

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

5.3/10 (1031 votes)
#11

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

S12:E2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

5.3/10 (866 votes)
#12

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12:E6

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

5.2/10 (1116 votes)
#13

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

S12:E1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

5.2/10 (900 votes)
#14

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

S12:E5

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

0.0/10
#15

Of Course He's Dead (1)

S12:E15

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

0.0/10
#16

Of Course He's Dead (2)

S12:E16

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

5.2/10 (1116 votes)
#1

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

S12:E1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

5.2/10 (900 votes)
#2

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

S12:E5

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

5.3/10 (1031 votes)
#3

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

S12:E2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

5.3/10 (866 votes)
#4

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12:E6

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

5.4/10 (947 votes)
#5

Glamping in a Yurt

S12:E3

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

5.5/10 (915 votes)
#6

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

S12:E4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

5.6/10 (863 votes)
#7

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12:E8

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

5.6/10 (862 votes)
#8

For Whom the Booty Calls

S12:E11

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

5.6/10 (914 votes)
#9

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

S12:E14

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

5.7/10 (854 votes)
#10

Boompa Loved His Hookers

S12:E13

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

5.8/10 (836 votes)
#11

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

S12:E9

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

5.8/10 (842 votes)
#12

Here I Come, Pants!

S12:E10

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

5.9/10 (879 votes)
#13

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

S12:E7

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

5.9/10 (895 votes)
#14

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

S12:E12

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

5.2/10 (1116 votes)

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

S12:E1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

5.3/10 (1031 votes)

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

S12:E2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

5.4/10 (947 votes)

Glamping in a Yurt

S12:E3

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

5.5/10 (915 votes)

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

S12:E4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

5.2/10 (900 votes)

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

S12:E5

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

5.3/10 (866 votes)

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12:E6

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

5.9/10 (879 votes)

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

S12:E7

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

5.6/10 (863 votes)

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12:E8

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

5.8/10 (836 votes)

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

S12:E9

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

5.8/10 (842 votes)

Here I Come, Pants!

S12:E10

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

5.6/10 (862 votes)

For Whom the Booty Calls

S12:E11

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

5.9/10 (895 votes)

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

S12:E12

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

5.7/10 (854 votes)

Boompa Loved His Hookers

S12:E13

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

5.6/10 (914 votes)

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

S12:E14

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

0.0/10

Of Course He's Dead (1)

S12:E15

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

0.0/10

Of Course He's Dead (2)

S12:E16

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.4 Hi, Mr. Horned One
★ 7.5 Something Salted and Twisted
1 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.6 Camel Filters and Pheromones
★ 7.5 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5 ★ 7.9 19
★ 8.6 Fish in a Drawer
★ 7.6 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
★ 7.3 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
6 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 The Two Finger Rule
★ 7.5 A Jock Strap in Hell
4 ★ 7.8 24
★ 8.6 Walnuts and Demerol
★ 7.5 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
7 ★ 7.8 22
★ 8.5 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
★ 7.4 I Found Your Moustache
8 ★ 7.7 16
★ 8.4 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
★ 7.2 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10 ★ 6.4 23
★ 7.0 I Scream When I Pee
★ 5.6 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11 ★ 6.4 22
★ 7.2 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
★ 6.0 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9 ★ 6.0 24
★ 6.6 Thank You for the Intercourse
★ 5.3 People Who Love Peepholes
12 ★ 5.6 14
★ 5.9 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.2 The Ol' Mexican Spinach