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Season 5 - Best Episodes Of Two and a Half Men

Overall Rating: ★ 7.1

Season 5 - Best Episodes Of Two and a Half Men

(Overall Rating: ★ 7.1)

Episode Ratings & Analysis

Explore season 5 episodes of Two and a Half Men. Explore detailed ratings, episode summaries, and visualize how the show's quality evolved over time.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

12 Seasons
262 Episodes
Ended
Comedy
Best Episodes
S5E17 - Fish in a Drawer ★ 8.6
S5E8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? ★ 8.4
S5E13 - The Soil Is Moist ★ 8.1
Worst Episodes
S5E7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room ★ 7.6
S5E6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail ★ 7.7
S5E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh ★ 7.7
★ 8.6/10 (1976 votes)
#1

Fish in a Drawer

S5:E17

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

★ 8.4/10 (1725 votes)
#2

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S5:E8

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

★ 8.1/10 (1407 votes)
#3

The Soil Is Moist

S5:E13

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

★ 8.0/10 (1404 votes)
#4

Kinda Like Necrophilia

S5:E10

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

★ 8.0/10 (1359 votes)
#5

Meander to Your Dander

S5:E11

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

★ 7.9/10 (1312 votes)
#6

City of Great Racks

S5:E4

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

★ 7.9/10 (1327 votes)
#7

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

S5:E9

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

★ 7.9/10 (1337 votes)
#8

Winky-Dink Time

S5:E14

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

★ 7.8/10 (1374 votes)
#9

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

S5:E1

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

★ 7.8/10 (1325 votes)
#10

Media Room Slash Dungeon

S5:E2

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)
#11

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S5:E3

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

★ 7.8/10 (1319 votes)
#12

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S5:E5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

★ 7.8/10 (1310 votes)
#13

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S5:E16

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)
#14

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S5:E19

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

★ 7.7/10 (1376 votes)
#15

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

S5:E6

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

★ 7.7/10 (1307 votes)
#16

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S5:E12

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

★ 7.7/10 (1321 votes)
#17

Rough Night in Hump Junction

S5:E15

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

★ 7.7/10 (1325 votes)
#18

If My Hole Could Talk

S5:E18

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

★ 7.6/10 (1282 votes)
#19

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S5:E7

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

★ 7.6/10 (1282 votes)
#1

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S5:E7

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

★ 7.7/10 (1376 votes)
#2

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

S5:E6

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

★ 7.7/10 (1307 votes)
#3

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S5:E12

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

★ 7.7/10 (1321 votes)
#4

Rough Night in Hump Junction

S5:E15

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

★ 7.7/10 (1325 votes)
#5

If My Hole Could Talk

S5:E18

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

★ 7.8/10 (1374 votes)
#6

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

S5:E1

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

★ 7.8/10 (1325 votes)
#7

Media Room Slash Dungeon

S5:E2

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)
#8

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S5:E3

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

★ 7.8/10 (1319 votes)
#9

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S5:E5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

★ 7.8/10 (1310 votes)
#10

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S5:E16

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)
#11

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S5:E19

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

★ 7.9/10 (1312 votes)
#12

City of Great Racks

S5:E4

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

★ 7.9/10 (1327 votes)
#13

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

S5:E9

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

★ 7.9/10 (1337 votes)
#14

Winky-Dink Time

S5:E14

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

★ 8.0/10 (1404 votes)
#15

Kinda Like Necrophilia

S5:E10

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

★ 8.0/10 (1359 votes)
#16

Meander to Your Dander

S5:E11

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

★ 8.1/10 (1407 votes)
#17

The Soil Is Moist

S5:E13

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

★ 8.4/10 (1725 votes)
#18

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S5:E8

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

★ 8.6/10 (1976 votes)
#19

Fish in a Drawer

S5:E17

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

★ 7.8/10 (1374 votes)

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

S5:E1

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

★ 7.8/10 (1325 votes)

Media Room Slash Dungeon

S5:E2

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S5:E3

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

★ 7.9/10 (1312 votes)

City of Great Racks

S5:E4

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

★ 7.8/10 (1319 votes)

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S5:E5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

★ 7.7/10 (1376 votes)

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

S5:E6

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

★ 7.6/10 (1282 votes)

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S5:E7

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

★ 8.4/10 (1725 votes)

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S5:E8

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

★ 7.9/10 (1327 votes)

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

S5:E9

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

★ 8.0/10 (1404 votes)

Kinda Like Necrophilia

S5:E10

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

★ 8.0/10 (1359 votes)

Meander to Your Dander

S5:E11

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

★ 7.7/10 (1307 votes)

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S5:E12

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

★ 8.1/10 (1407 votes)

The Soil Is Moist

S5:E13

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

★ 7.9/10 (1337 votes)

Winky-Dink Time

S5:E14

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

★ 7.7/10 (1321 votes)

Rough Night in Hump Junction

S5:E15

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

★ 7.8/10 (1310 votes)

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S5:E16

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

★ 8.6/10 (1976 votes)

Fish in a Drawer

S5:E17

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

★ 7.7/10 (1325 votes)

If My Hole Could Talk

S5:E18

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

★ 7.8/10 (1318 votes)

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S5:E19

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.4 Hi, Mr. Horned One
★ 7.5 Something Salted and Twisted
1 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.6 Camel Filters and Pheromones
★ 7.5 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5 ★ 7.9 19
★ 8.6 Fish in a Drawer
★ 7.6 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
★ 7.3 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
6 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 The Two Finger Rule
★ 7.5 A Jock Strap in Hell
4 ★ 7.8 24
★ 8.6 Walnuts and Demerol
★ 7.5 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
7 ★ 7.8 22
★ 8.5 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
★ 7.4 I Found Your Moustache
8 ★ 7.7 16
★ 8.4 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
★ 7.2 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10 ★ 6.4 23
★ 7.0 I Scream When I Pee
★ 5.6 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11 ★ 6.4 22
★ 7.2 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
★ 6.0 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9 ★ 6.0 24
★ 6.6 Thank You for the Intercourse
★ 5.3 People Who Love Peepholes
12 ★ 5.6 14
★ 5.9 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.2 The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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