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8.7/10 (1777 votes)
#1

The Two Finger Rule

S6:E19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

8.5/10 (1600 votes)
#2

The Mooch at the Boo

S6:E9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

8.3/10 (1421 votes)
#3

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

S6:E24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

8.2/10 (1356 votes)
#4

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

S6:E16

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

8.1/10 (1303 votes)
#5

Above Exalted Cyclops

S6:E21

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

8.0/10 (1285 votes)
#6

It's Always Nazi Week

S6:E6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

8.0/10 (1364 votes)
#7

Thank God for Scoliosis

S6:E12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

8.0/10 (1301 votes)
#8

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

S6:E14

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

7.9/10 (1344 votes)
#9

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S6:E3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

7.9/10 (1264 votes)
#10

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

S6:E7

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

7.8/10 (1405 votes)
#11

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

S6:E1

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

7.8/10 (1259 votes)
#12

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S6:E20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

7.7/10 (1294 votes)
#13

Pie Hole, Herb

S6:E2

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

7.7/10 (1366 votes)
#14

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

S6:E4

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

7.7/10 (1260 votes)
#15

Pinocchio's Mouth

S6:E8

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

7.7/10 (1249 votes)
#16

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

S6:E23

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

7.6/10 (1245 votes)
#17

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

S6:E10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

7.6/10 (1338 votes)
#18

The Devil's Lube

S6:E11

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

7.6/10 (1222 votes)
#19

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

S6:E15

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

7.6/10 (1224 votes)
#20

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

S6:E17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

7.6/10 (1226 votes)
#21

My Son's Enormous Head

S6:E18

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

7.6/10 (1206 votes)
#22

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S6:E22

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

7.5/10 (1362 votes)
#23

A Jock Strap in Hell

S6:E5

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

7.5/10 (1238 votes)
#24

I Think You Offended Don

S6:E13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

7.5/10 (1362 votes)
#1

A Jock Strap in Hell

S6:E5

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

7.5/10 (1238 votes)
#2

I Think You Offended Don

S6:E13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

7.6/10 (1245 votes)
#3

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

S6:E10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

7.6/10 (1338 votes)
#4

The Devil's Lube

S6:E11

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

7.6/10 (1222 votes)
#5

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

S6:E15

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

7.6/10 (1224 votes)
#6

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

S6:E17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

7.6/10 (1226 votes)
#7

My Son's Enormous Head

S6:E18

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

7.6/10 (1206 votes)
#8

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S6:E22

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

7.7/10 (1294 votes)
#9

Pie Hole, Herb

S6:E2

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

7.7/10 (1366 votes)
#10

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

S6:E4

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

7.7/10 (1260 votes)
#11

Pinocchio's Mouth

S6:E8

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

7.7/10 (1249 votes)
#12

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

S6:E23

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

7.8/10 (1405 votes)
#13

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

S6:E1

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

7.8/10 (1259 votes)
#14

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S6:E20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

7.9/10 (1344 votes)
#15

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S6:E3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

7.9/10 (1264 votes)
#16

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

S6:E7

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

8.0/10 (1285 votes)
#17

It's Always Nazi Week

S6:E6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

8.0/10 (1364 votes)
#18

Thank God for Scoliosis

S6:E12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

8.0/10 (1301 votes)
#19

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

S6:E14

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

8.1/10 (1303 votes)
#20

Above Exalted Cyclops

S6:E21

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

8.2/10 (1356 votes)
#21

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

S6:E16

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

8.3/10 (1421 votes)
#22

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

S6:E24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

8.5/10 (1600 votes)
#23

The Mooch at the Boo

S6:E9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

8.7/10 (1777 votes)
#24

The Two Finger Rule

S6:E19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

7.8/10 (1405 votes)

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

S6:E1

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

7.7/10 (1294 votes)

Pie Hole, Herb

S6:E2

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

7.9/10 (1344 votes)

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S6:E3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

7.7/10 (1366 votes)

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

S6:E4

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

7.5/10 (1362 votes)

A Jock Strap in Hell

S6:E5

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

8.0/10 (1285 votes)

It's Always Nazi Week

S6:E6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

7.9/10 (1264 votes)

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

S6:E7

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

7.7/10 (1260 votes)

Pinocchio's Mouth

S6:E8

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

8.5/10 (1600 votes)

The Mooch at the Boo

S6:E9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

7.6/10 (1245 votes)

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

S6:E10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

7.6/10 (1338 votes)

The Devil's Lube

S6:E11

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

8.0/10 (1364 votes)

Thank God for Scoliosis

S6:E12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

7.5/10 (1238 votes)

I Think You Offended Don

S6:E13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

8.0/10 (1301 votes)

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

S6:E14

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

7.6/10 (1222 votes)

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

S6:E15

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

8.2/10 (1356 votes)

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

S6:E16

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

7.6/10 (1224 votes)

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

S6:E17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

7.6/10 (1226 votes)

My Son's Enormous Head

S6:E18

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

8.7/10 (1777 votes)

The Two Finger Rule

S6:E19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

7.8/10 (1259 votes)

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S6:E20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

8.1/10 (1303 votes)

Above Exalted Cyclops

S6:E21

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

7.6/10 (1206 votes)

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S6:E22

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

7.7/10 (1249 votes)

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

S6:E23

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

8.3/10 (1421 votes)

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

S6:E24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.4 Hi, Mr. Horned One
★ 7.5 Something Salted and Twisted
1 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.6 Camel Filters and Pheromones
★ 7.5 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5 ★ 7.9 19
★ 8.6 Fish in a Drawer
★ 7.6 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
★ 7.3 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
6 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 The Two Finger Rule
★ 7.5 A Jock Strap in Hell
4 ★ 7.8 24
★ 8.6 Walnuts and Demerol
★ 7.5 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
7 ★ 7.8 22
★ 8.5 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
★ 7.4 I Found Your Moustache
8 ★ 7.7 16
★ 8.4 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
★ 7.2 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10 ★ 6.4 23
★ 7.0 I Scream When I Pee
★ 5.6 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11 ★ 6.4 22
★ 7.2 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
★ 6.0 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9 ★ 6.0 24
★ 6.6 Thank You for the Intercourse
★ 5.3 People Who Love Peepholes
12 ★ 5.6 14
★ 5.9 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.2 The Ol' Mexican Spinach