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8.4/10 (1613 votes)
#1

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

S8:E1

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

8.1/10 (1291 votes)
#2

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

S8:E15

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

8.0/10 (1356 votes)
#3

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

S8:E4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

8.0/10 (1354 votes)
#4

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

S8:E6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

8.0/10 (1274 votes)
#5

A Good Time in Central Africa

S8:E9

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

7.9/10 (1311 votes)
#6

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

S8:E2

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

7.8/10 (1278 votes)
#7

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

S8:E3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

7.7/10 (1246 votes)
#8

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

S8:E7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

7.7/10 (1247 votes)
#9

Springtime on a Stick

S8:E8

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

7.6/10 (1275 votes)
#10

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

S8:E5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

7.6/10 (1207 votes)
#11

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

S8:E13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

7.6/10 (1203 votes)
#12

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

S8:E14

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

7.5/10 (1352 votes)
#13

That Darn Priest

S8:E16

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

7.4/10 (1239 votes)
#14

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

S8:E10

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

7.4/10 (1184 votes)
#15

Dead from the Waist Down

S8:E11

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

7.2/10 (1190 votes)
#16

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S8:E12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

7.2/10 (1190 votes)
#1

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S8:E12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

7.4/10 (1239 votes)
#2

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

S8:E10

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

7.4/10 (1184 votes)
#3

Dead from the Waist Down

S8:E11

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

7.5/10 (1352 votes)
#4

That Darn Priest

S8:E16

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

7.6/10 (1275 votes)
#5

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

S8:E5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

7.6/10 (1207 votes)
#6

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

S8:E13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

7.6/10 (1203 votes)
#7

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

S8:E14

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

7.7/10 (1246 votes)
#8

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

S8:E7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

7.7/10 (1247 votes)
#9

Springtime on a Stick

S8:E8

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

7.8/10 (1278 votes)
#10

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

S8:E3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

7.9/10 (1311 votes)
#11

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

S8:E2

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

8.0/10 (1356 votes)
#12

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

S8:E4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

8.0/10 (1354 votes)
#13

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

S8:E6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

8.0/10 (1274 votes)
#14

A Good Time in Central Africa

S8:E9

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

8.1/10 (1291 votes)
#15

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

S8:E15

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

8.4/10 (1613 votes)
#16

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

S8:E1

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

8.4/10 (1613 votes)

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

S8:E1

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

7.9/10 (1311 votes)

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

S8:E2

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

7.8/10 (1278 votes)

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

S8:E3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

8.0/10 (1356 votes)

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

S8:E4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

7.6/10 (1275 votes)

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

S8:E5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

8.0/10 (1354 votes)

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

S8:E6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

7.7/10 (1246 votes)

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

S8:E7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

7.7/10 (1247 votes)

Springtime on a Stick

S8:E8

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

8.0/10 (1274 votes)

A Good Time in Central Africa

S8:E9

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

7.4/10 (1239 votes)

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

S8:E10

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

7.4/10 (1184 votes)

Dead from the Waist Down

S8:E11

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

7.2/10 (1190 votes)

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S8:E12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

7.6/10 (1207 votes)

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

S8:E13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

7.6/10 (1203 votes)

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

S8:E14

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

8.1/10 (1291 votes)

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

S8:E15

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

7.5/10 (1352 votes)

That Darn Priest

S8:E16

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.4 Hi, Mr. Horned One
★ 7.5 Something Salted and Twisted
1 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.6 Camel Filters and Pheromones
★ 7.5 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5 ★ 7.9 19
★ 8.6 Fish in a Drawer
★ 7.6 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
★ 7.3 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
6 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.7 The Two Finger Rule
★ 7.5 A Jock Strap in Hell
4 ★ 7.8 24
★ 8.6 Walnuts and Demerol
★ 7.5 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
7 ★ 7.8 22
★ 8.5 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
★ 7.4 I Found Your Moustache
8 ★ 7.7 16
★ 8.4 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
★ 7.2 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10 ★ 6.4 23
★ 7.0 I Scream When I Pee
★ 5.6 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11 ★ 6.4 22
★ 7.2 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
★ 6.0 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9 ★ 6.0 24
★ 6.6 Thank You for the Intercourse
★ 5.3 People Who Love Peepholes
12 ★ 5.6 14
★ 5.9 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.2 The Ol' Mexican Spinach