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9.1/10 (4924 votes)
#1

The Death of Eric Cartman

S9:E6
Apr 13, 2005

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

The opening is definitely how I dealt with bullies when I was in school, I promise it works. Cartman...

9.1/10 (5680 votes)
#2

Trapped in the Closet

S9:E12
Nov 16, 2005

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Goldenarrow74 Dec 24, 2019

[spoiler]Ouch! Scientology gets the SP treatment - and they pull no punches. Tom Cruise (who I can...

8.8/10 (3779 votes)
#3

The Losing Edge

S9:E5
Apr 6, 2005

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

An absolute favourite! A genuine "kids will be kids" episode.

8.8/10 (3798 votes)
#4

Marjorine

S9:E9
Oct 26, 2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

"Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?!"

8.8/10 (3874 votes)
#5

Ginger Kids

S9:E11
Nov 9, 2005

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 14, 2019

Cartman twists and turns like a... twisty, turny thing in this episode - and all motivated by hate. ...

8.6/10 (3854 votes)
#6

Die Hippie, Die

S9:E2
Mar 16, 2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 16, 2019

It features the mighty **Raining Blood **from Slayer. That is all.

8.5/10 (3453 votes)
#7

Best Friends Forever

S9:E4
Mar 30, 2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

8.5/10 (3417 votes)
#8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S9:E8
Oct 19, 2005

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

8.1/10 (3201 votes)
#9

Free Willzyx

S9:E13
Nov 30, 2005

A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

The ending pays off and, "It _is_ funny!" This episode and ones like it make me realize I need to st...

7.9/10 (2855 votes)
#10

Follow That Egg

S9:E10
Nov 2, 2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

7.9/10 (3033 votes)
#11

Bloody Mary

S9:E14
Dec 7, 2005

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 15, 2019

I find much of the arguments put forth in this episode about dealing with alcoholism pretty reasonab...

7.6/10 (3492 votes)
#12

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S9:E1
Mar 9, 2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 1, 2022

as a trans person, myself, all I gotta say is: "Tusk" (2014) and that this episode is so gd gold

7.6/10 (3000 votes)
#13

Erection Day

S9:E7
Apr 20, 2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

SNBInKrakt Jun 23, 2024

What the ~~f*ck~~ did I just watch

7.4/10 (2889 votes)
#14

Wing

S9:E3
Mar 23, 2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

VWFringe Feb 4, 2024

The website https://www.wingmusic.co.nz is still live, however to listen to the music clips requires...

7.4/10 (2889 votes)
#1

Wing

S9:E3
Mar 23, 2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

VWFringe Feb 4, 2024

The website https://www.wingmusic.co.nz is still live, however to listen to the music clips requires...

7.6/10 (3492 votes)
#2

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S9:E1
Mar 9, 2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 1, 2022

as a trans person, myself, all I gotta say is: "Tusk" (2014) and that this episode is so gd gold

7.6/10 (3000 votes)
#3

Erection Day

S9:E7
Apr 20, 2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

SNBInKrakt Jun 23, 2024

What the ~~f*ck~~ did I just watch

7.9/10 (2855 votes)
#4

Follow That Egg

S9:E10
Nov 2, 2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

7.9/10 (3033 votes)
#5

Bloody Mary

S9:E14
Dec 7, 2005

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 15, 2019

I find much of the arguments put forth in this episode about dealing with alcoholism pretty reasonab...

8.1/10 (3201 votes)
#6

Free Willzyx

S9:E13
Nov 30, 2005

A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

The ending pays off and, "It _is_ funny!" This episode and ones like it make me realize I need to st...

8.5/10 (3453 votes)
#7

Best Friends Forever

S9:E4
Mar 30, 2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

8.5/10 (3417 votes)
#8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S9:E8
Oct 19, 2005

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

8.6/10 (3854 votes)
#9

Die Hippie, Die

S9:E2
Mar 16, 2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 16, 2019

It features the mighty **Raining Blood **from Slayer. That is all.

8.8/10 (3779 votes)
#10

The Losing Edge

S9:E5
Apr 6, 2005

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

An absolute favourite! A genuine "kids will be kids" episode.

8.8/10 (3798 votes)
#11

Marjorine

S9:E9
Oct 26, 2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

"Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?!"

8.8/10 (3874 votes)
#12

Ginger Kids

S9:E11
Nov 9, 2005

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 14, 2019

Cartman twists and turns like a... twisty, turny thing in this episode - and all motivated by hate. ...

9.1/10 (4924 votes)
#13

The Death of Eric Cartman

S9:E6
Apr 13, 2005

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

The opening is definitely how I dealt with bullies when I was in school, I promise it works. Cartman...

9.1/10 (5680 votes)
#14

Trapped in the Closet

S9:E12
Nov 16, 2005

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Goldenarrow74 Dec 24, 2019

[spoiler]Ouch! Scientology gets the SP treatment - and they pull no punches. Tom Cruise (who I can...

7.6/10 (3492 votes)

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S9:E1
Mar 9, 2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 1, 2022

as a trans person, myself, all I gotta say is: "Tusk" (2014) and that this episode is so gd gold

8.6/10 (3854 votes)

Die Hippie, Die

S9:E2
Mar 16, 2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 16, 2019

It features the mighty **Raining Blood **from Slayer. That is all.

7.4/10 (2889 votes)

Wing

S9:E3
Mar 23, 2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

VWFringe Feb 4, 2024

The website https://www.wingmusic.co.nz is still live, however to listen to the music clips requires...

8.5/10 (3453 votes)

Best Friends Forever

S9:E4
Mar 30, 2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

8.8/10 (3779 votes)

The Losing Edge

S9:E5
Apr 6, 2005

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

An absolute favourite! A genuine "kids will be kids" episode.

9.1/10 (4924 votes)

The Death of Eric Cartman

S9:E6
Apr 13, 2005

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 4, 2022

The opening is definitely how I dealt with bullies when I was in school, I promise it works. Cartman...

7.6/10 (3000 votes)

Erection Day

S9:E7
Apr 20, 2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

SNBInKrakt Jun 23, 2024

What the ~~f*ck~~ did I just watch

8.5/10 (3417 votes)

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S9:E8
Oct 19, 2005

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

8.8/10 (3798 votes)

Marjorine

S9:E9
Oct 26, 2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

"Can I just have some Spaghetti-Os?!"

7.9/10 (2855 votes)

Follow That Egg

S9:E10
Nov 2, 2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

8.8/10 (3874 votes)

Ginger Kids

S9:E11
Nov 9, 2005

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 14, 2019

Cartman twists and turns like a... twisty, turny thing in this episode - and all motivated by hate. ...

9.1/10 (5680 votes)

Trapped in the Closet

S9:E12
Nov 16, 2005

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Goldenarrow74 Dec 24, 2019

[spoiler]Ouch! Scientology gets the SP treatment - and they pull no punches. Tom Cruise (who I can...

8.1/10 (3201 votes)

Free Willzyx

S9:E13
Nov 30, 2005

A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

cnnblnghtmrs Feb 5, 2022

The ending pays off and, "It _is_ funny!" This episode and ones like it make me realize I need to st...

7.9/10 (3033 votes)

Bloody Mary

S9:E14
Dec 7, 2005

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.

Goldenarrow74 Jul 15, 2019

I find much of the arguments put forth in this episode about dealing with alcoholism pretty reasonab...

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
8 ★ 8.6 14
★ 9.2 AWESOM-O
★ 8.1 You Got F'd in the A
11 ★ 8.5 14
★ 9.0 Imaginationland
★ 7.7 D-Yikes!
6 ★ 8.4 17
★ 9.4 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
★ 7.9 Freak Strike
5 ★ 8.4 14
★ 9.6 Scott Tenorman Must Die
★ 7.0 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
9 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.1 The Death of Eric Cartman
★ 7.4 Wing
7 ★ 8.3 15
★ 9.2 Casa Bonita
★ 7.5 It's Christmas in Canada
10 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.5 Make Love, Not Warcraft
★ 6.2 A Million Little Fibers
14 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.7 Medicinal Fried Chicken
★ 6.8 Crippled Summer
13 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.8 Fishsticks
★ 6.5 Eat, Pray, Queef
19 ★ 8.1 10
★ 8.8 Sponsored Content
★ 7.6 Stunning and Brave
4 ★ 8.0 17
★ 9.0 Cartman Joins NAMBLA
★ 6.6 Pip
17 ★ 8.0 10
★ 8.9 Black Friday
★ 6.8 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
12 ★ 7.9 14
★ 8.7 Major Boobage
★ 7.1 Britney's New Look
24 ★ 7.9 2
★ 8.3 The Pandemic Special
★ 7.5 South ParQ Vaccination Special
3 ★ 7.9 17
★ 8.7 Chinpokomon
★ 6.4 Jakovasaurs
18 ★ 7.9 10
★ 9.1 Grounded Vindaloop
★ 6.8 #HappyHolograms
1 ★ 7.9 13
★ 8.6 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
★ 7.4 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
2 ★ 7.7 18
★ 8.4 Spookyfish
★ 6.2 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
15 ★ 7.7 14
★ 8.6 You're Getting Old
★ 6.3 Funnybot
26 ★ 7.6 6
★ 8.3 The Worldwide Privacy Tour
★ 6.5 Spring Break
23 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.5 Band in China
★ 7.1 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
22 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.1 Dead Kids
★ 6.4 The Problem with a Poo
16 ★ 7.5 14
★ 8.3 Insecurity
★ 6.7 Jewpacabra
20 ★ 7.5 10
★ 8.1 Skank Hunt
★ 7.1 Oh, Jeez
21 ★ 7.4 10
★ 8.0 Put It Down
★ 6.8 White People Renovating Houses
25 ★ 7.3 6
★ 8.0 The Big Fix
★ 6.6 Back to the Cold War