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9.2/10 (5705 votes)
#1

AWESOM-O

S8:E5
Apr 14, 2004

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

9.1/10 (5701 votes)
#2

Good Times with Weapons

S8:E1
Mar 17, 2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Ferran99 Feb 24, 2024

Knt akl mac lma shft al7lgh

9.1/10 (5501 votes)
#3

Woodland Critter Christmas

S8:E14
Dec 15, 2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

LarZieJ Dec 14, 2020

Still one of my favorite Southpark episodes. And one of the best Christmas specials!

8.6/10 (4091 votes)
#4

The Passion of the Jew

S8:E3
Mar 31, 2004

Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

8.6/10 (3846 votes)
#5

The Jeffersons

S8:E6
Apr 21, 2004

All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

AndrewBloom Mar 15, 2019

[7.0/10] This is kind of a surreal episode to watch after finishing the *Leaving Neverland* document...

8.6/10 (3503 votes)
#6

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S8:E9
Nov 3, 2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

8.6/10 (3428 votes)
#7

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S8:E13
Dec 8, 2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

8.5/10 (3621 votes)
#8

Up the Down Steroid

S8:E2
Mar 24, 2004

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

8.4/10 (3379 votes)
#9

Douche and Turd

S8:E8
Oct 27, 2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

And still we have a [spoiler]Giant Douche![/spoiler] Or is he a [spoiler]Turd[/spoiler] Sandwich... ...

8.4/10 (3308 votes)
#10

Pre-School

S8:E10
Nov 10, 2004

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

AndrewBloom Jan 28, 2017

8.4/10. I had kind of forgotten about this one, and was inspired to rewatch it after watching *Star ...

8.4/10 (3516 votes)
#11

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S8:E12
Dec 1, 2004

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

8.3/10 (3567 votes)
#12

Goobacks

S8:E7
Apr 28, 2004

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

>“Dey took argh-DJuuurrbs!!” - brilliant

8.2/10 (3108 votes)
#13

Quest for Ratings

S8:E11
Nov 17, 2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

8.1/10 (3263 votes)
#14

You Got F'd in the A

S8:E4
Apr 7, 2004

It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

cnnblnghtmrs Jan 30, 2022

This is one of those off-the-wall fever dream episodes. Absolutely delightful.

8.1/10 (3263 votes)
#1

You Got F'd in the A

S8:E4
Apr 7, 2004

It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

cnnblnghtmrs Jan 30, 2022

This is one of those off-the-wall fever dream episodes. Absolutely delightful.

8.2/10 (3108 votes)
#2

Quest for Ratings

S8:E11
Nov 17, 2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

8.3/10 (3567 votes)
#3

Goobacks

S8:E7
Apr 28, 2004

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

>“Dey took argh-DJuuurrbs!!” - brilliant

8.4/10 (3379 votes)
#4

Douche and Turd

S8:E8
Oct 27, 2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

And still we have a [spoiler]Giant Douche![/spoiler] Or is he a [spoiler]Turd[/spoiler] Sandwich... ...

8.4/10 (3308 votes)
#5

Pre-School

S8:E10
Nov 10, 2004

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

AndrewBloom Jan 28, 2017

8.4/10. I had kind of forgotten about this one, and was inspired to rewatch it after watching *Star ...

8.4/10 (3516 votes)
#6

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S8:E12
Dec 1, 2004

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

8.5/10 (3621 votes)
#7

Up the Down Steroid

S8:E2
Mar 24, 2004

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

8.6/10 (4091 votes)
#8

The Passion of the Jew

S8:E3
Mar 31, 2004

Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

8.6/10 (3846 votes)
#9

The Jeffersons

S8:E6
Apr 21, 2004

All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

AndrewBloom Mar 15, 2019

[7.0/10] This is kind of a surreal episode to watch after finishing the *Leaving Neverland* document...

8.6/10 (3503 votes)
#10

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S8:E9
Nov 3, 2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

8.6/10 (3428 votes)
#11

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S8:E13
Dec 8, 2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

9.1/10 (5701 votes)
#12

Good Times with Weapons

S8:E1
Mar 17, 2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Ferran99 Feb 24, 2024

Knt akl mac lma shft al7lgh

9.1/10 (5501 votes)
#13

Woodland Critter Christmas

S8:E14
Dec 15, 2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

LarZieJ Dec 14, 2020

Still one of my favorite Southpark episodes. And one of the best Christmas specials!

9.2/10 (5705 votes)
#14

AWESOM-O

S8:E5
Apr 14, 2004

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

9.1/10 (5701 votes)

Good Times with Weapons

S8:E1
Mar 17, 2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Ferran99 Feb 24, 2024

Knt akl mac lma shft al7lgh

8.5/10 (3621 votes)

Up the Down Steroid

S8:E2
Mar 24, 2004

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

8.6/10 (4091 votes)

The Passion of the Jew

S8:E3
Mar 31, 2004

Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

8.1/10 (3263 votes)

You Got F'd in the A

S8:E4
Apr 7, 2004

It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

cnnblnghtmrs Jan 30, 2022

This is one of those off-the-wall fever dream episodes. Absolutely delightful.

9.2/10 (5705 votes)

AWESOM-O

S8:E5
Apr 14, 2004

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

8.6/10 (3846 votes)

The Jeffersons

S8:E6
Apr 21, 2004

All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

AndrewBloom Mar 15, 2019

[7.0/10] This is kind of a surreal episode to watch after finishing the *Leaving Neverland* document...

8.3/10 (3567 votes)

Goobacks

S8:E7
Apr 28, 2004

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

>“Dey took argh-DJuuurrbs!!” - brilliant

8.4/10 (3379 votes)

Douche and Turd

S8:E8
Oct 27, 2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

Goldenarrow74 Mar 15, 2019

And still we have a [spoiler]Giant Douche![/spoiler] Or is he a [spoiler]Turd[/spoiler] Sandwich... ...

8.6/10 (3503 votes)

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S8:E9
Nov 3, 2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

8.4/10 (3308 votes)

Pre-School

S8:E10
Nov 10, 2004

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

AndrewBloom Jan 28, 2017

8.4/10. I had kind of forgotten about this one, and was inspired to rewatch it after watching *Star ...

8.2/10 (3108 votes)

Quest for Ratings

S8:E11
Nov 17, 2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

8.4/10 (3516 votes)

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S8:E12
Dec 1, 2004

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

8.6/10 (3428 votes)

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S8:E13
Dec 8, 2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

9.1/10 (5501 votes)

Woodland Critter Christmas

S8:E14
Dec 15, 2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

LarZieJ Dec 14, 2020

Still one of my favorite Southpark episodes. And one of the best Christmas specials!

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
8 ★ 8.6 14
★ 9.2 AWESOM-O
★ 8.1 You Got F'd in the A
11 ★ 8.5 14
★ 9.0 Imaginationland
★ 7.7 D-Yikes!
6 ★ 8.4 17
★ 9.4 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
★ 7.9 Freak Strike
5 ★ 8.4 14
★ 9.6 Scott Tenorman Must Die
★ 7.0 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
9 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.1 The Death of Eric Cartman
★ 7.4 Wing
7 ★ 8.3 15
★ 9.2 Casa Bonita
★ 7.5 It's Christmas in Canada
10 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.5 Make Love, Not Warcraft
★ 6.2 A Million Little Fibers
14 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.7 Medicinal Fried Chicken
★ 6.8 Crippled Summer
13 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.8 Fishsticks
★ 6.5 Eat, Pray, Queef
19 ★ 8.1 10
★ 8.8 Sponsored Content
★ 7.6 Stunning and Brave
4 ★ 8.0 17
★ 9.0 Cartman Joins NAMBLA
★ 6.6 Pip
17 ★ 8.0 10
★ 8.9 Black Friday
★ 6.8 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
12 ★ 7.9 14
★ 8.7 Major Boobage
★ 7.1 Britney's New Look
24 ★ 7.9 2
★ 8.3 The Pandemic Special
★ 7.5 South ParQ Vaccination Special
3 ★ 7.9 17
★ 8.7 Chinpokomon
★ 6.4 Jakovasaurs
18 ★ 7.9 10
★ 9.1 Grounded Vindaloop
★ 6.8 #HappyHolograms
1 ★ 7.9 13
★ 8.6 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
★ 7.4 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
2 ★ 7.7 18
★ 8.4 Spookyfish
★ 6.2 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
15 ★ 7.7 14
★ 8.6 You're Getting Old
★ 6.3 Funnybot
26 ★ 7.6 6
★ 8.3 The Worldwide Privacy Tour
★ 6.5 Spring Break
23 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.5 Band in China
★ 7.1 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
22 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.1 Dead Kids
★ 6.4 The Problem with a Poo
16 ★ 7.5 14
★ 8.3 Insecurity
★ 6.7 Jewpacabra
20 ★ 7.5 10
★ 8.1 Skank Hunt
★ 7.1 Oh, Jeez
21 ★ 7.4 10
★ 8.0 Put It Down
★ 6.8 White People Renovating Houses
25 ★ 7.3 6
★ 8.0 The Big Fix
★ 6.6 Back to the Cold War