House of Payne poster
6.0/10 (11 votes)
#1

All is Not Lost!

S4:E21

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

5.8/10 (20 votes)
#2

True Lies

S4:E11

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

5.8/10 (19 votes)
#3

Unexpected Results

S4:E17

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

5.2/10 (17 votes)
#4

Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good

S4:E2

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

5.1/10 (23 votes)
#5

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

S4:E25

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

5.0/10 (23 votes)
#6

Driving Me Crazy

S4:E1

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

4.9/10 (20 votes)
#7

What the-?

S4:E3

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

4.8/10 (18 votes)
#8

To Have and to Hold

S4:E16

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

4.7/10 (16 votes)
#9

Fire and Disire

S4:E8

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

4.5/10 (17 votes)
#10

Unsung Heros

S4:E9

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

4.5/10 (18 votes)
#11

Father's Day

S4:E19

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

4.3/10 (20 votes)
#12

Old School vs. New School

S4:E7

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

4.3/10 (16 votes)
#13

That Sounds Sweet

S4:E12

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

4.2/10 (19 votes)
#14

And....Cut!

S4:E6

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

4.2/10 (20 votes)
#15

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

S4:E24

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

4.1/10 (17 votes)
#16

Meet the Lucases

S4:E13

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

4.1/10 (17 votes)
#17

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

S4:E18

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#18

How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

S4:E5

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#19

Can't Buy Me Love

S4:E15

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

3.7/10 (18 votes)
#20

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

S4:E10

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

3.5/10 (13 votes)
#21

Out on a Limb

S4:E14

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

3.5/10 (19 votes)
#22

The Last Supper

S4:E23

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

3.3/10 (21 votes)
#23

Party Over Here!

S4:E22

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

0.0/10
#24

Labor Paynes (2)

S4:E77

0.0/10
#25

Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

S4:E79

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

3.3/10 (21 votes)
#1

Party Over Here!

S4:E22

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

3.5/10 (13 votes)
#2

Out on a Limb

S4:E14

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

3.5/10 (19 votes)
#3

The Last Supper

S4:E23

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

3.7/10 (18 votes)
#4

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

S4:E10

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#5

How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

S4:E5

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#6

Can't Buy Me Love

S4:E15

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

4.1/10 (17 votes)
#7

Meet the Lucases

S4:E13

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

4.1/10 (17 votes)
#8

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

S4:E18

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

4.2/10 (19 votes)
#9

And....Cut!

S4:E6

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

4.2/10 (20 votes)
#10

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

S4:E24

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

4.3/10 (20 votes)
#11

Old School vs. New School

S4:E7

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

4.3/10 (16 votes)
#12

That Sounds Sweet

S4:E12

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

4.5/10 (17 votes)
#13

Unsung Heros

S4:E9

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

4.5/10 (18 votes)
#14

Father's Day

S4:E19

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

4.7/10 (16 votes)
#15

Fire and Disire

S4:E8

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

4.8/10 (18 votes)
#16

To Have and to Hold

S4:E16

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

4.9/10 (20 votes)
#17

What the-?

S4:E3

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

5.0/10 (23 votes)
#18

Driving Me Crazy

S4:E1

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

5.1/10 (23 votes)
#19

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

S4:E25

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

5.2/10 (17 votes)
#20

Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good

S4:E2

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

5.8/10 (20 votes)
#21

True Lies

S4:E11

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

5.8/10 (19 votes)
#22

Unexpected Results

S4:E17

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

6.0/10 (11 votes)
#23

All is Not Lost!

S4:E21

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

5.0/10 (23 votes)

Driving Me Crazy

S4:E1

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

5.2/10 (17 votes)

Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good

S4:E2

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

4.9/10 (20 votes)

What the-?

S4:E3

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

4.0/10 (17 votes)

How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

S4:E5

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

4.2/10 (19 votes)

And....Cut!

S4:E6

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

4.3/10 (20 votes)

Old School vs. New School

S4:E7

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

4.7/10 (16 votes)

Fire and Disire

S4:E8

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

4.5/10 (17 votes)

Unsung Heros

S4:E9

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

3.7/10 (18 votes)

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

S4:E10

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

5.8/10 (20 votes)

True Lies

S4:E11

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

4.3/10 (16 votes)

That Sounds Sweet

S4:E12

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

4.1/10 (17 votes)

Meet the Lucases

S4:E13

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

3.5/10 (13 votes)

Out on a Limb

S4:E14

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

4.0/10 (17 votes)

Can't Buy Me Love

S4:E15

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

4.8/10 (18 votes)

To Have and to Hold

S4:E16

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

5.8/10 (19 votes)

Unexpected Results

S4:E17

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

4.1/10 (17 votes)

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

S4:E18

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

4.5/10 (18 votes)

Father's Day

S4:E19

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

6.0/10 (11 votes)

All is Not Lost!

S4:E21

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

3.3/10 (21 votes)

Party Over Here!

S4:E22

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

3.5/10 (19 votes)

The Last Supper

S4:E23

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

4.2/10 (20 votes)

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

S4:E24

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

5.1/10 (23 votes)

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

S4:E25

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

0.0/10

Labor Paynes (2)

S4:E77

0.0/10

Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

S4:E79

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
8 ★ 8.3 3
★ 8.6 The Old People Game
★ 7.8 A Wise Man's Opinion
7 ★ 6.7 2
★ 6.7 Payneful Rescue
★ 6.6 A Mother's Payne
6 ★ 4.9 9
★ 7.5 Payne, Payne Go Away
★ 2.6 Til Payne Do Us Part
4 ★ 4.5 23
★ 6.0 All is Not Lost!
★ 3.3 Party Over Here!
1 ★ 4.3 25
★ 7.2 Bully and the Beast
★ 1.5 Surprise, Surprise
3 ★ 4.2 17
★ 5.4 Expectations
★ 2.9 A Shock to the System
2 ★ 4.2 21
★ 5.4 Can I Get a Witness?
★ 3.1 The Beat Down
5 ★ 4.0 25
★ 5.7 With Friends Like These
★ 1.9 Moving Day