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7.2/10 (52 votes)
#1

Bully and the Beast

S1:E1

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

5.6/10 (27 votes)
#2

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

S1:E15

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

5.5/10 (19 votes)
#3

I Can Cry If I Want To

S1:E2

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

5.4/10 (27 votes)
#4

Cracking Under Pressure

S1:E17

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

5.3/10 (24 votes)
#5

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

S1:E16

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

5.2/10 (18 votes)
#6

Lost and Found

S1:E5

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

5.2/10 (32 votes)
#7

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

S1:E25

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

4.6/10 (26 votes)
#8

And Justice for All

S1:E20

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

4.6/10 (25 votes)
#9

I Got the Hook Up

S1:E21

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

4.4/10 (17 votes)
#10

Father Knows Best

S1:E10

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

4.4/10 (24 votes)
#11

Sadly Mistaken

S1:E19

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

4.3/10 (21 votes)
#12

Head of the Class

S1:E14

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

4.2/10 (22 votes)
#13

I Keep Coming Up Short

S1:E11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#14

More Than Meets the Eye

S1:E3

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#15

Busted

S1:E4

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

4.0/10 (24 votes)
#16

Club PCP

S1:E18

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

4.0/10 (24 votes)
#17

Absolutely Positive

S1:E22

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

3.8/10 (22 votes)
#18

Teacher's Pet

S1:E24

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

3.7/10 (15 votes)
#19

No Money, Mo’ Problems

S1:E7

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

3.7/10 (19 votes)
#20

The Buck Stops Here

S1:E12

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

3.6/10 (19 votes)
#21

Wax On, Wax Off

S1:E13

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

3.6/10 (28 votes)
#22

The Perfect Storm

S1:E23

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

3.5/10 (15 votes)
#23

Just Say No

S1:E8

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

3.4/10 (17 votes)
#24

Down and Outted

S1:E6

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

1.5/10 (18 votes)
#25

Surprise, Surprise

S1:E9

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

1.5/10 (18 votes)
#1

Surprise, Surprise

S1:E9

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

3.4/10 (17 votes)
#2

Down and Outted

S1:E6

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

3.5/10 (15 votes)
#3

Just Say No

S1:E8

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

3.6/10 (19 votes)
#4

Wax On, Wax Off

S1:E13

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

3.6/10 (28 votes)
#5

The Perfect Storm

S1:E23

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

3.7/10 (15 votes)
#6

No Money, Mo’ Problems

S1:E7

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

3.7/10 (19 votes)
#7

The Buck Stops Here

S1:E12

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

3.8/10 (22 votes)
#8

Teacher's Pet

S1:E24

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#9

More Than Meets the Eye

S1:E3

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

4.0/10 (17 votes)
#10

Busted

S1:E4

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

4.0/10 (24 votes)
#11

Club PCP

S1:E18

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

4.0/10 (24 votes)
#12

Absolutely Positive

S1:E22

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

4.2/10 (22 votes)
#13

I Keep Coming Up Short

S1:E11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

4.3/10 (21 votes)
#14

Head of the Class

S1:E14

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

4.4/10 (17 votes)
#15

Father Knows Best

S1:E10

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

4.4/10 (24 votes)
#16

Sadly Mistaken

S1:E19

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

4.6/10 (26 votes)
#17

And Justice for All

S1:E20

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

4.6/10 (25 votes)
#18

I Got the Hook Up

S1:E21

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

5.2/10 (18 votes)
#19

Lost and Found

S1:E5

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

5.2/10 (32 votes)
#20

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

S1:E25

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

5.3/10 (24 votes)
#21

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

S1:E16

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

5.4/10 (27 votes)
#22

Cracking Under Pressure

S1:E17

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

5.5/10 (19 votes)
#23

I Can Cry If I Want To

S1:E2

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

5.6/10 (27 votes)
#24

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

S1:E15

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

7.2/10 (52 votes)
#25

Bully and the Beast

S1:E1

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

7.2/10 (52 votes)

Bully and the Beast

S1:E1

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

5.5/10 (19 votes)

I Can Cry If I Want To

S1:E2

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

4.0/10 (17 votes)

More Than Meets the Eye

S1:E3

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

4.0/10 (17 votes)

Busted

S1:E4

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

5.2/10 (18 votes)

Lost and Found

S1:E5

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

3.4/10 (17 votes)

Down and Outted

S1:E6

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

3.7/10 (15 votes)

No Money, Mo’ Problems

S1:E7

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

3.5/10 (15 votes)

Just Say No

S1:E8

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

1.5/10 (18 votes)

Surprise, Surprise

S1:E9

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

4.4/10 (17 votes)

Father Knows Best

S1:E10

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

4.2/10 (22 votes)

I Keep Coming Up Short

S1:E11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

3.7/10 (19 votes)

The Buck Stops Here

S1:E12

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

3.6/10 (19 votes)

Wax On, Wax Off

S1:E13

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

4.3/10 (21 votes)

Head of the Class

S1:E14

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

5.6/10 (27 votes)

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

S1:E15

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

5.3/10 (24 votes)

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

S1:E16

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

5.4/10 (27 votes)

Cracking Under Pressure

S1:E17

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

4.0/10 (24 votes)

Club PCP

S1:E18

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

4.4/10 (24 votes)

Sadly Mistaken

S1:E19

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

4.6/10 (26 votes)

And Justice for All

S1:E20

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

4.6/10 (25 votes)

I Got the Hook Up

S1:E21

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

4.0/10 (24 votes)

Absolutely Positive

S1:E22

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

3.6/10 (28 votes)

The Perfect Storm

S1:E23

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

3.8/10 (22 votes)

Teacher's Pet

S1:E24

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

5.2/10 (32 votes)

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

S1:E25

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
8 ★ 8.3 3
★ 8.6 The Old People Game
★ 7.8 A Wise Man's Opinion
7 ★ 6.7 2
★ 6.7 Payneful Rescue
★ 6.6 A Mother's Payne
6 ★ 4.9 9
★ 7.5 Payne, Payne Go Away
★ 2.6 Til Payne Do Us Part
4 ★ 4.5 23
★ 6.0 All is Not Lost!
★ 3.3 Party Over Here!
1 ★ 4.3 25
★ 7.2 Bully and the Beast
★ 1.5 Surprise, Surprise
3 ★ 4.2 17
★ 5.4 Expectations
★ 2.9 A Shock to the System
2 ★ 4.2 21
★ 5.4 Can I Get a Witness?
★ 3.1 The Beat Down
5 ★ 4.0 25
★ 5.7 With Friends Like These
★ 1.9 Moving Day