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7.7/10 (296 votes)
#1

The Widow Maker

S1:E4

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

7.6/10 (311 votes)
#2

Close Encounters

S1:E3

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

7.5/10 (283 votes)
#3

The Secret of Sales

S1:E6

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

7.5/10 (223 votes)
#4

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

S2:E1

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

7.5/10 (158 votes)
#5

Capturing the Flag

S2:E5

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

7.4/10 (320 votes)
#6

Sexy Rollercoaster

S1:E2

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

7.4/10 (272 votes)
#7

Smell the Weakness

S1:E5

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

7.4/10 (172 votes)
#8

The Essex Illuminati

S2:E3

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

7.3/10 (179 votes)
#9

Take One for the Team

S2:E2

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

7.3/10 (163 votes)
#10

Small Victories

S2:E4

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

7.3/10 (167 votes)
#11

Winning Isn't Everything

S2:E6

Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

7.1/10 (395 votes)
#12

Salesmen Are Like Vampires

S1:E1

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

7.1/10 (395 votes)
#1

Salesmen Are Like Vampires

S1:E1

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

7.3/10 (179 votes)
#2

Take One for the Team

S2:E2

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

7.3/10 (163 votes)
#3

Small Victories

S2:E4

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

7.3/10 (167 votes)
#4

Winning Isn't Everything

S2:E6

Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

7.4/10 (320 votes)
#5

Sexy Rollercoaster

S1:E2

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

7.4/10 (272 votes)
#6

Smell the Weakness

S1:E5

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

7.4/10 (172 votes)
#7

The Essex Illuminati

S2:E3

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

7.5/10 (283 votes)
#8

The Secret of Sales

S1:E6

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

7.5/10 (223 votes)
#9

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

S2:E1

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

7.5/10 (158 votes)
#10

Capturing the Flag

S2:E5

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

7.6/10 (311 votes)
#11

Close Encounters

S1:E3

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

7.7/10 (296 votes)
#12

The Widow Maker

S1:E4

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

7.1/10 (395 votes)

Salesmen Are Like Vampires

S1:E1

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

7.4/10 (320 votes)

Sexy Rollercoaster

S1:E2

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

7.6/10 (311 votes)

Close Encounters

S1:E3

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

7.7/10 (296 votes)

The Widow Maker

S1:E4

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

7.4/10 (272 votes)

Smell the Weakness

S1:E5

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

7.5/10 (283 votes)

The Secret of Sales

S1:E6

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

7.5/10 (223 votes)

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

S2:E1

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

7.3/10 (179 votes)

Take One for the Team

S2:E2

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

7.4/10 (172 votes)

The Essex Illuminati

S2:E3

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

7.3/10 (163 votes)

Small Victories

S2:E4

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

7.5/10 (158 votes)

Capturing the Flag

S2:E5

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

7.3/10 (167 votes)

Winning Isn't Everything

S2:E6

Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
1 ★ 7.5 6
★ 7.7 The Widow Maker
★ 7.1 Salesmen Are Like Vampires
2 ★ 7.4 6
★ 7.5 The Past Does Not Equal the Future
★ 7.3 Take One for the Team