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7.9/10 (125 votes)
#1

The Man Birds

S1:E14

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

7.9/10 (102 votes)
#2

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

S2:E1

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

7.8/10 (112 votes)
#3

Kill, Mark, Kill!

S1:E9

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

7.8/10 (66 votes)
#4

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

S2:E13

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

7.6/10 (81 votes)
#5

Ride Me to Hell

S2:E3

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

7.5/10 (70 votes)
#6

Journey to the Center of Twayne

S2:E11

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

7.4/10 (80 votes)
#7

G. I. Twayne

S2:E4

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

7.4/10 (67 votes)
#8

Any Given Workday

S2:E12

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

7.3/10 (185 votes)
#9

Pilot

S1:E1

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

7.2/10 (152 votes)
#10

An American Werewolf in America

S1:E2

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

7.2/10 (108 votes)
#11

Kong of Queens

S1:E7

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

7.2/10 (122 votes)
#12

Trolling for Terror

S1:E12

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

0.0/10
#13

Demon Baby

S1:E3

Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

0.0/10
#14

Blob Gets a Job

S1:E4

Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

0.0/10
#15

Treegasm

S1:E5

Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

0.0/10
#16

So, You Want to be a Vampire

S1:E6

Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

0.0/10
#17

Better Off Undead

S1:E8

Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

0.0/10
#18

Sympathy for the Devil

S1:E10

Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

0.0/10
#19

Hell for the Holidays

S1:E11

Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

0.0/10
#20

Soulsucker

S1:E13

Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

0.0/10
#21

Callie and Her Sister

S2:E2

Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

0.0/10
#22

The Ring of Powers

S2:E5

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

0.0/10
#23

Attack of Mark's Clone

S2:E6

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

0.0/10
#24

Wail Street

S2:E7

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

0.0/10
#25

Little Ship of Horrors

S2:E8

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

0.0/10
#26

Lilly and the Beast

S2:E9

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

0.0/10
#27

Mummy Dearest

S2:E10

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

0.0/10
#28

Mark Loves Dick

S2:E14

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

0.0/10
#29

The Stalking Dead

S2:E15

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

0.0/10
#30

The Dork Knight

S2:E16

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

0.0/10
#31

Fools for Love

S2:E17

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.

7.2/10 (152 votes)
#1

An American Werewolf in America

S1:E2

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

7.2/10 (108 votes)
#2

Kong of Queens

S1:E7

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

7.2/10 (122 votes)
#3

Trolling for Terror

S1:E12

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

7.3/10 (185 votes)
#4

Pilot

S1:E1

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

7.4/10 (80 votes)
#5

G. I. Twayne

S2:E4

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

7.4/10 (67 votes)
#6

Any Given Workday

S2:E12

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

7.5/10 (70 votes)
#7

Journey to the Center of Twayne

S2:E11

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

7.6/10 (81 votes)
#8

Ride Me to Hell

S2:E3

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

7.8/10 (112 votes)
#9

Kill, Mark, Kill!

S1:E9

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

7.8/10 (66 votes)
#10

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

S2:E13

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

7.9/10 (125 votes)
#11

The Man Birds

S1:E14

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

7.9/10 (102 votes)
#12

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

S2:E1

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

7.3/10 (185 votes)

Pilot

S1:E1

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

7.2/10 (152 votes)

An American Werewolf in America

S1:E2

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

0.0/10

Demon Baby

S1:E3

Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

0.0/10

Blob Gets a Job

S1:E4

Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

0.0/10

Treegasm

S1:E5

Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

0.0/10

So, You Want to be a Vampire

S1:E6

Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

7.2/10 (108 votes)

Kong of Queens

S1:E7

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

0.0/10

Better Off Undead

S1:E8

Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

7.8/10 (112 votes)

Kill, Mark, Kill!

S1:E9

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

0.0/10

Sympathy for the Devil

S1:E10

Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

0.0/10

Hell for the Holidays

S1:E11

Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

7.2/10 (122 votes)

Trolling for Terror

S1:E12

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

0.0/10

Soulsucker

S1:E13

Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

7.9/10 (125 votes)

The Man Birds

S1:E14

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

7.9/10 (102 votes)

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

S2:E1

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

0.0/10

Callie and Her Sister

S2:E2

Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

7.6/10 (81 votes)

Ride Me to Hell

S2:E3

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

7.4/10 (80 votes)

G. I. Twayne

S2:E4

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

0.0/10

The Ring of Powers

S2:E5

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

0.0/10

Attack of Mark's Clone

S2:E6

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

0.0/10

Wail Street

S2:E7

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

0.0/10

Little Ship of Horrors

S2:E8

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

0.0/10

Lilly and the Beast

S2:E9

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

0.0/10

Mummy Dearest

S2:E10

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

7.5/10 (70 votes)

Journey to the Center of Twayne

S2:E11

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

7.4/10 (67 votes)

Any Given Workday

S2:E12

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

7.8/10 (66 votes)

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

S2:E13

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

0.0/10

Mark Loves Dick

S2:E14

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

0.0/10

The Stalking Dead

S2:E15

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

0.0/10

The Dork Knight

S2:E16

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

0.0/10

Fools for Love

S2:E17

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
2 ★ 7.6 6
★ 7.9 Wet Hot Demonic Summer
★ 7.4 G. I. Twayne
1 ★ 7.4 6
★ 7.9 The Man Birds
★ 7.2 An American Werewolf in America