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7.8/10 (135 votes)
#1

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

S5:E11

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

7.6/10 (128 votes)
#2

Truth or Dare

S5:E13

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

7.6/10 (133 votes)
#3

Scream

S5:E20

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

7.4/10 (128 votes)
#4

A Whale of a Tale

S5:E12

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

7.3/10 (119 votes)
#5

I Love What You Do For Me

S5:E19

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

7.1/10 (131 votes)
#6

The Mole

S5:E3

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

7.0/10 (120 votes)
#7

I Love Woo, I Hate You

S5:E9

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

0.0/10
#8

Bahamian Rhapsody

S5:E1

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

0.0/10
#9

Burning Love

S5:E2

A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

0.0/10
#10

For Love or Money

S5:E4

An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

0.0/10
#11

Dr. Little Man

S5:E5

Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

0.0/10
#12

The Curious Case of Britney B.

S5:E6

When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

0.0/10
#13

Nuts

S5:E7

Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

0.0/10
#14

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

S5:E8

Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

0.0/10
#15

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

S5:E10

Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

0.0/10
#16

A Family Unfair

S5:E14

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.

0.0/10
#17

Sweet Charity

S5:E15

When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.

0.0/10
#18

Subway, Somehow

S5:E16

In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

0.0/10
#19

Up In The Airport

S5:E17

Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

0.0/10
#20

Revenge Makeover

S5:E18

Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

0.0/10
#21

Get Smarter

S5:E21

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.

7.0/10 (120 votes)
#1

I Love Woo, I Hate You

S5:E9

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

7.1/10 (131 votes)
#2

The Mole

S5:E3

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

7.3/10 (119 votes)
#3

I Love What You Do For Me

S5:E19

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

7.4/10 (128 votes)
#4

A Whale of a Tale

S5:E12

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

7.6/10 (128 votes)
#5

Truth or Dare

S5:E13

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

7.6/10 (133 votes)
#6

Scream

S5:E20

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

7.8/10 (135 votes)
#7

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

S5:E11

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

0.0/10

Bahamian Rhapsody

S5:E1

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

0.0/10

Burning Love

S5:E2

A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

7.1/10 (131 votes)

The Mole

S5:E3

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

0.0/10

For Love or Money

S5:E4

An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

0.0/10

Dr. Little Man

S5:E5

Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

0.0/10

The Curious Case of Britney B.

S5:E6

When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

0.0/10

Nuts

S5:E7

Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

0.0/10

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

S5:E8

Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

7.0/10 (120 votes)

I Love Woo, I Hate You

S5:E9

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

0.0/10

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

S5:E10

Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

7.8/10 (135 votes)

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

S5:E11

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

7.4/10 (128 votes)

A Whale of a Tale

S5:E12

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

7.6/10 (128 votes)

Truth or Dare

S5:E13

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

0.0/10

A Family Unfair

S5:E14

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.

0.0/10

Sweet Charity

S5:E15

When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.

0.0/10

Subway, Somehow

S5:E16

In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

0.0/10

Up In The Airport

S5:E17

Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

0.0/10

Revenge Makeover

S5:E18

Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

7.3/10 (119 votes)

I Love What You Do For Me

S5:E19

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

7.6/10 (133 votes)

Scream

S5:E20

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

0.0/10

Get Smarter

S5:E21

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
3 ★ 7.4 2
★ 7.6 Burning Down The House
★ 7.3 House
5 ★ 7.4 7
★ 7.8 It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
★ 7.0 I Love Woo, I Hate You
1 ★ 7.4 13
★ 7.8 A Fair To Remember
★ 7.1 Pilot
4 ★ 7.2 17
★ 7.7 Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?
★ 6.6 Notes On A 7th Grade Scandal
2 ★ 7.0 20
★ 7.7 Come To Papa Jeff
★ 6.4 Mission: Impossible