While Beef is away, the Tobin fishing boat goes missing! The Tobin siblings, along with Honeybee and Dirt, wildly speculate on what could have happened to The Mighty Kathleen.

Wolf finally gets cast on the local Alaskan survival show Dropped Off To Die, but when he's out early, his shame leads him to sneak home and hide on the Tobin property instead.

Ham starts performing at Yet-E-Cheddar's and develops a strange relationship with an animatronic Freddie the Yeti, that puts his relationship with Crispin in jeopardy. When the new Tobin Boat turns out to have a cursed name, the kids battle, Succession-style, for naming rights. Ham and Crispin break up.

Just when Honeybee thinks she's conquered every danger in Alaska, a new one pushes her to the limit.

Moon makes a big decision after clashing with Beef; Judy and Ham hatch a plot to make some extra cash.

Principal Gibbons catches Aunt Dirt posing as a cafeteria worker to woo another lunch lady and offers her the job if she agrees to coach the debate team; Wolf endeavors to impress Beef.