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6.8/10 (423 votes)
#1

Hold the Salt

S1:E7

Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Meanwhile, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

6.3/10 (1147 votes)
#2

Keep on Truckin'

S1:E1

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

verumsolum Oct 17, 2018

This was kind of depressing for much of the episode. Given that they dealt with [spoiler]Roseanne's ...

0.0/10
#3

Tangled Up in Blue

S1:E2

Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than he can offer.

0.0/10
#4

There Won't Be Blood

S1:E3

It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

glasgow1975 Jan 9, 2023

Is Jackie not a lesbian in the reboot then?

0.0/10
#5

The Separation of Church and Dan

S1:E4

When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

0.0/10
#6

Miracles

S1:E5

Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need.

mi22cynical Nov 21, 2018

funny one got to give it to them

0.0/10
#7

One Flew Over the Conners' Nest

S1:E6

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

0.0/10
#8

O Sister, Where Art Thou?

S1:E8

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend.

0.0/10
#9

Rage Against the Machine

S1:E9

When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Lecy seeks life coaching from her nemesis and No. 1 competitor, Rita Silver.

0.0/10
#10

Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

S1:E10

When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby’s life.

0.0/10
#11

We Continue to Truck

S1:E11

As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down. Relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle at the last place she remembers being truly happy. Becky’s hopes of a happily ever after with Emilio are jeopardized when Dan delivers alarming news.

IsharaLion Apr 19, 2020

Fuck you David. Fuck you.

6.3/10 (1147 votes)
#1

Keep on Truckin'

S1:E1

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

verumsolum Oct 17, 2018

This was kind of depressing for much of the episode. Given that they dealt with [spoiler]Roseanne's ...

6.8/10 (423 votes)
#2

Hold the Salt

S1:E7

Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Meanwhile, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

6.3/10 (1147 votes)

Keep on Truckin'

S1:E1

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

verumsolum Oct 17, 2018

This was kind of depressing for much of the episode. Given that they dealt with [spoiler]Roseanne's ...

0.0/10

Tangled Up in Blue

S1:E2

Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than he can offer.

0.0/10

There Won't Be Blood

S1:E3

It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

glasgow1975 Jan 9, 2023

Is Jackie not a lesbian in the reboot then?

0.0/10

The Separation of Church and Dan

S1:E4

When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

0.0/10

Miracles

S1:E5

Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need.

mi22cynical Nov 21, 2018

funny one got to give it to them

0.0/10

One Flew Over the Conners' Nest

S1:E6

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

6.8/10 (423 votes)

Hold the Salt

S1:E7

Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Meanwhile, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

0.0/10

O Sister, Where Art Thou?

S1:E8

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend.

0.0/10

Rage Against the Machine

S1:E9

When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Lecy seeks life coaching from her nemesis and No. 1 competitor, Rita Silver.

0.0/10

Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

S1:E10

When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby’s life.

0.0/10

We Continue to Truck

S1:E11

As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down. Relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle at the last place she remembers being truly happy. Becky’s hopes of a happily ever after with Emilio are jeopardized when Dan delivers alarming news.

IsharaLion Apr 19, 2020

Fuck you David. Fuck you.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
2 ★ 7.5 1
★ 7.5 Tats And Tias
★ 7.5 Tats And Tias
5 ★ 7.2 2
★ 7.3 Take This Job and Shove It Twice
★ 7.2 The Dog Days of Christmas
3 ★ 7.1 3
★ 7.4 A Cold Mom, a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby
★ 6.9 A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake
1 ★ 6.5 2
★ 6.8 Hold the Salt
★ 6.3 Keep on Truckin'