Sanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it. They disguise themselves as doctors and discover that the patient is Mr. Noodman, their neighbor who is terrified of snakes (Craig is a snake) and he then causes panic throughout the hospital before Sanjay's mother successfully completes the surgery.

Sanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh

The boys disguise themselves as Maximum Dennis at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.

The boys want a dog, but wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.

Sanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it

Sanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.

Sanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.

Hector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves.

Sanjay strands his pals on a highway median, and everyone gets upset during the experience.

Sanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.

The boys find a giant gorilla balloon at the dump that used to belong to "Big G Tires." Unfortunately, the Dicksons also want it.

When Craig steals Megan's identity, he becomes a beauty pageant queen, making Megan depressed.

Sanjay and Craig grow giant muscles, join an unusual police force known as the Muscle C.O.P.S. and learn a valuable lesson on teamwork.

Sanjay and Craig find a 100-dollar bill in the ice. But the problem is, Baby Richard Dickson wants it as well.

Sanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him puke.

Sanjay and Craig's favorite video game, Tufflips Thumbs-Up Karate, is mysteriously gone from the Frycade.

Sanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake, and Tyson tries to show him to everyone in order to ruin his life.

Sanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson. But things get crazy when he sneaks into Noodman's house.

Sanjay tries to give an electric charger to his mother during a blackout. The problem is, everyone else wants it.

The boys sneak into Noodman's family reunion to sample a new Frycade wing recipe.

Sanjay becomes pregnant with a fart after holding one in to avoid farting in front of Belle Pepper.

After playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover a haunted trailer and agree to rid Tufflip's trailer, haunted by ghosts in search for a catapult.

Craig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.

Sanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show. Special guest stars: Marc Summers and John Harvey as themselves.

The gang go to the Tufflips camp. But Sanjay and Craig decide to not drink for the journey to avoid wetting the bed during the night.

The children set off to find mysterious castaways that are stranded on an island shaped like a butt.

The gang sets off to find a legendary pool in the forest with Belle babysitting to prove they are not babies.

Sanjay and Craig experience freedom when they are shirtless.

Craig helps Sanjay to reveal his goofy middle name.

Sanjay goes to great lengths to conceal that he and Craig were using Darlene's makeup kit.

Sanjay takes credit on Craig's invention and Craig goes to top him off with another invention.

Sanjay and Craig try to find something Barfy's new baby is good at.

Sanjay meets a girl named Sam, and helps her win a "Butts Up" game against Noodman.

Craig loses his voice while screaming too much, so Sanjay, Megan, and Hector must get it back.

The Dicksons invite Sanjay and Craig over, only to discover that their lives are totally different than their lives.

When Sanjay forgets to take out the garbage, a trip to the dump turns into a journey of galactic proportions.

The kids are desperate to get the most popular toy in town, but their attempts are thwarted by the snobby Benji Warlin.

The boys get Megan kicked out of her prestigious club for winners.

Sanjay and Craig hear a sad song that makes them feel better.

Tufflips tells 5 Halloween stories in this episode. They are "Eye Scream", "Haus of Vings", "Haunted Milk", "Hook'd" and "Poultrygeist".

Sanjay meets his favorite movie villain, but finds the actor to be devious in reality.

Sanjay and Craig find a way to hypnotize Darlene and Vijay.

The kids host an overnight Tufflips movie marathon in order to save a reptile refuge, but have trouble staying awake during it.

Craig longs to be cuddled after seeing the other neighborhood pets receiving affection.

The children try to imagine the purpose of a mysterious object.

Sanjay and Craig seek to create a symphony of farts, and one person holds the one they desperately need: Noodman.

Sanjay finds out to be allergic to Craig, only to find out the cure is wing sauce.

Sanjay and Craig must keep Belle's after work partying a secret from Penny.

Sanjay and Craig make a bet about who can survive in the wild longer.

The town plays a game involving pantsing people for a grand prize.

The kids try to reach Heat Nirvana level to experience the coolness of Lake Lundgren

Sanjay tries to spend a whole afternoon alone at home without Craig, Vijay, and Darlene.

Sanjay and Craig find an abandoned bike, but they must deal with Chido, the original owner who wants it back.

The epic 'Alien Craig' fantasy space adventure continues with Noodman joining the children on a new mission.

Sanjay, Hector, and Megan try to push a giant boulder down the lake, while Craig tries to prove that Magnetic Snakes are real.

When Sanjay and Craig petsit Sweet Cheeks, a coyote unexpectedly breaks into the house.

When Sanjay and Craig are offered to play at the Punk Pit, they seek a guitar legend known as KOR.

Craig gets obsessed with gaining popularity on a social media site called "Heartyface".

After ruining Lundgren's Huggle Day celebration, Sanjay and Craig set out to right their wrong, with the help of movie hero and town founder Dolph Lundgren, as they journey to find Huggle Bunny and discover the true meaning of Huggle Day. Guest star: Dolph Lundgren as himself.

When Noodman tries one of Farmer Larry's "Blueberry Smoobbies", he discovers that it is actually dog vomit. Due to this, Noodman files a lawsuit against Farmer Larry. If Noodman wins, Farmer Larry could lose Blueberry Farm and his dogs. Farmer Larry is offered lawyers who are actually Sanjay and Craig in disguise.

When Penny and Belle have a plumbing problem, Sanjay offers them to stay at his house. However, Darlene and Vijay want Belle to see a video. Sanjay must keep Belle upstairs because he thinks that the video is embarrassing.

Sanjay and Craig are forced to go on a play date with Noodman's nephew, Randy

Tufflips recruits Vijay to help him pull off his greatest stunt: going over Lundgren's Butt Rock Falls in a wooden barrel.

Sanjay and Craig celebrate their "friend-iversary" at a Frycade sleepover event, but the night doesn't go as Sanjay plans. Chido then convinces Sanjay to turn against Craig.

Vijay reprograms Partybot into an Artybot to showcase at Bertha Van Weld's tech expo.

The gang wishes every day was Halloween, so they decide to make it happen.

Sanjay, Craig, and Sam compete in a national tour of the Nickelodeon GUTS game show. Guest stars: Mike O'Malley and Moira "Mo" Quirk as themselves.

Noodman tries to uncover Sanjay and Craig's racket of keeping money for newspapers they don't deliver.

Sanjay and Craig find an orphaned baby bird and decide to care for it.

Sanjay is accidentally bitten and envenomed by Craig. Almost unable to move, he's taught how to live as a snake by Craig.

Sanjay and Craig actually live their roles as fantasy heroes in Season 12 foretold in "King of Kids", in order to save the world and the time continuum.

Sanjay and Craig help Vijay with clearing his warehouse of old junk, but there's a misunderstanding.

Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as Mick Mucus in order to win a car in an endurance contest.

Megan befriends Chido and forms a band with her called "Character Select", but struggles to keep their friendship and band a secret.

After failing to summon King Za, Sanjay is convinced that he is cursed.