An upset Mayor forbids Sheriff's friends from hanging around the station so that he can focus on stopping crime. But to keep them around, Sheriff knights his friends, landing him in a predicament of medieval proportions.

Goodman must leave the country and jump through a series of ridiculous hoops in order to cancel a simple membership subscription.

Goodman claims that the Old Town charter allows a Deputy to give a Sheriff a ticket.

Somebody or something is kidnapping good guys all around town; when the sheriff discovers that he’s not good enough to be kidnapped, he sets out to prove that he’s the greatest guy in town.

Sheriff hires a bug as a new deputy, leading to a cockroach being put in charge of solving a mysterious murder.

Goodman's attempts to impress his son Tommy ends up causing a car crash.

Sheriff realizes that his addiction to his Momma's pudding is allowing her to control him, so he decides to kick his pudding habit.

Goodman is forced to jump through a series of ridiculous hoops in order to cancel a simple membership subscription.

Dispatch wants to know why Sheriff is so sad. But when he digs too deep, he uncovers a dark conspiracy involving all of Old Town.