The girls go to a fancy restaurant for Abbi's 26th birthday, but the evening quickly sours after Abbi pees out a condom and Ilana reveals that she has a shellfish allergy.

Abbi looks for a new place to live after walking in on Bevers masturbating, and Ilana tries to confront a cable company that has been inexplicably charging her for months.

Abbi and Ilana travel to all of their least favorite parts of New York City in search of Abbi's stolen phone, and Ilana hooks up with a guy who's in a terrible improv group.

With Abbi's big gallery debut just hours away, the girls find themselves locked out of both of their apartments with nowhere to get ready.

Determined to escape their day-to-day routines, Abbi and Ilana attend a party and end up going home with a pair of questionable DJ roommates.

With Hurricane Wanda raging outside their window, the girls are forced to weather the storm with Bevers and his equally inappropriate sister.

Abbi, Ilana, Lincoln and two of their old friends resort to a variety of increasingly desperate methods of transportation in their attempt to get to a wedding in Connecticut.

Abbi decides to stop bumming off of Ilana and buy her own weed, and Ilana tries to be an adult by doing her own taxes.

Abbi goes to the ends of the Earth to get a package for her hot neighbor, and Ilana juggles two jobs – terribly.

Abbi and Ilana resort to desperate and unusual measures to scrape together enough cash for a Lil Wayne concert.