The family attends Lionel's engagement party, where his parents discover that one of his fiancé's parents is white.

Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka,Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism during an informal group-therapy game.

Archie unwillingly passes George Jefferson a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill.

Henry Jeffersons joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic from moving into the neighborhood.

Archie's misconceptions run amok when Gloria befriends the retarded box boy from the local market.

The Bunkers are in a panic after Archie eats a stew made from mushrooms that might have been contaminated.

Archie thinks Irene Lorenzo is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism.

Archie finally meets George Jefferson at Henry's going away party.

Edith receives a small fortune in quarters as a result of a computer error. Then another computer informs Archie that he's been officially declared dead.

An influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie from pressure charges against his son after the boy robs Archie in Munson's cab.

During the Christmas holidays, Edith tries to hide the fact that she may have breast cancer.

As the Lorenzos settle in, Archie grows jealous of Edith's friendship with Irene.

Archie and Edith rekindle their romance during a second honeymoon in Atlantic City.

Archie refuses to attend his own birthday party.

Gloria brings home a Rodin replica for the living room, but the erotic sculpture makes Archie cringe.

Edith is deeply disturbed to find out Archie's been playing the horses after he promised never to gamble again.

Gloria is insulted when Michael's ardor is removed after she dons a cheap dime-store wig.

Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, but he begs off, complaining of a sore back.

Archie's spirit soars on Mike's graduation day, until he discovers that his meat-head son-in-law has accepted a fellowship and won't be moving out for another year.

Edith befriends a lonely old man,through Archie is less than thrilled to have a constant reminder of his own advancing years hanging around the house.

Archie sabotages an old friend's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.

Gloria is bewildered after she falls temporarily out of life with Michael, until she discovers her mother went through the same thing with Archie.

The stiyics' love life reaches another imprasses when Michael is put off by Gloria's romantic aggressiveness.