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9.2/10 (588 votes)
#1

Sammy's Visit

S2:E21

One of the classic episodes in the series, Sammy Davis Jr. plays himself, a passenger in Archie's taxi cab who has inadvertently left his briefcase behind. Arrangements are made to retrieve the briefcase at the Bunker house. As usual, Archie displays his ignorance and bigotry, but Sammy plays along. Before Sammy has to leave, Munson decides to have the two pose for a picture. HE KISSES ARCHIE!!! Archie is too astonished to say anything.

9.1/10 (426 votes)
#2

Edith's Problem

S2:E15

Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.

9.0/10 (380 votes)
#3

The Bunkers and the Swingers

S3:E7

Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

9.0/10 (317 votes)
#4

Lionel's Engagement

S4:E20

The family attends Lionel's engagement party, where his parents discover that one of his fiancé's parents is white.

8.9/10 (338 votes)
#5

The Draft Dodger

S7:E15

The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his Christmas dinner table. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this Archie's friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.

8.9/10 (253 votes)
#6

The Stivics Go West

S8:E24

The Bunker house is the scene of many tearful good-byes when Mike and Gloria finally leave for California.

8.7/10 (507 votes)
#7

Judging Books by Covers

S1:E5

Archie scorns one of Mike's effeminate friends, unaware that one of his own beer-drinking buddies is a well-adjusted gay man.

8.7/10 (375 votes)
#8

Archie is Branded

S3:E20

Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

8.7/10 (277 votes)
#9

Archie, the Hero

S6:E4

Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.

8.7/10 (259 votes)
#10

Edith's 50th Birthday (2)

S8:E5

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith fears. But with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police stations.

8.7/10 (282 votes)
#11

Edith's Crisis of Faith (1)

S8:E13

Edith's religious faith is shaken after her friend female impersonator Beverly LaSalle is brutally murdered by street thungs at Christmas.

8.6/10 (384 votes)
#12

Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood

S1:E8

Louise Jefferson makes her first appearance, through husband George will remain an offscreen character for another two seasons. Their son, Lionel, had been a regular visitor to the Bunkers since the pilot episode, when the writers discovered how effective the street-smart black youth was at gently letting the air out of Archie's sails.

8.6/10 (327 votes)
#13

Flashback: Mike Meets Archie

S2:E5

On the Stivic's first wedding anniversary, the family recalls the day Archie and Michael met.

8.6/10 (335 votes)
#14

Edith's Accident

S2:E7

A priest pays a call to reward Edith's honesty for leaving a note on his car after she accidentally dents it with a large can of clind peaches.

8.6/10 (402 votes)
#15

Cousin Maude's Visit

S2:E12

Everyone in the family is sick, so Edith calls Cousin Maude to help out.

8.6/10 (362 votes)
#16

Everybody Tells the Truth

S3:E21

It's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.

8.6/10 (304 votes)
#17

Archie in the Cellar

S4:E10

Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka,Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

8.5/10 (339 votes)
#18

The First and Last Supper

S1:E13

The Jeffersons arrive for dinner at the Bunkers'--minus husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.

8.5/10 (358 votes)
#19

Edith Writes a Song

S2:E4

Archie buys a gun to protect his family, but a pair of burglars hold the family at bay with Archie's own pistol.

8.5/10 (343 votes)
#20

The Elevator Story

S2:E14

Archie gets caught in an elevator, along with a pregant Puerto Rican and her husband, an aging hippie, and an erudite black businessman.

8.5/10 (275 votes)
#21

The Games Bunkers Play

S4:E8

Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism during an informal group-therapy game.

8.5/10 (253 votes)
#22

Pay the Twenty Dollars

S4:E23

Archie unwillingly passes George Jefferson a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill.

8.5/10 (302 votes)
#23

Edith's 50th Birthday (1)

S8:E4

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapper in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edithto get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archieknocks at the door, wondering why the hell is the door locked. Therapper hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to getrid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room

8.5/10 (227 votes)
#24

Two's a Crowd

S8:E19

Mike and Archie's have a long talk after they find themself locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

8.4/10 (581 votes)
#25

Meet the Bunkers

S1:E1

It's Edith and Archie Bunker's wedding anniversary. Edith manages to drag Archie to church. Daughter Gloria and her husband Mike try to whip up a party atmosphere for the parents.

8.4/10 (347 votes)
#26

The Saga of Cousin Oscar

S2:E1

Archie is incensed when his sponging cousin Oscar has the nerve to drop dead in the upstairs bedroom.

8.4/10 (310 votes)
#27

Archie and the Editorial

S3:E1

After he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.

8.4/10 (295 votes)
#28

Lionel Steps Out

S3:E5

Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

8.4/10 (212 votes)
#29

Cousin Liz

S8:E3

When Cousin Liz dies, Edith and Archie learn more about her than they ever thought. When roomate of Liz, Veronica, comes out of the closet to Edith, she also admits that she was more than just roomates with Liz.

8.3/10 (380 votes)
#30

Gloria's Pregnancy (aka Gloria Has a Belly Full)

S1:E6

Archie's dream of becoming a grandfather is dashed when Gloria suffers a sudden miscarriage.

8.3/10 (324 votes)
#31

Archie and the Lock-Up

S2:E3

Archie suffers his ultimate indignity when he's arrested along with a group of radicals at a protest rally.

8.3/10 (297 votes)
#32

The Man in the Street

S2:E11

Archie Bunker is the voice of the American working man when his man-on-the-street interview is scheduled to appear on Walter Cronkite's Evening News.

8.3/10 (217 votes)
#33

The Battle of the Month

S3:E24

In a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.

8.3/10 (259 votes)
#34

We're Having a Heat Wave

S4:E1

Henry Jeffersons joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic from moving into the neighborhood.

8.3/10 (264 votes)
#35

Gloria's Boyfriend

S4:E19

Archie's misconceptions run amok when Gloria befriends the retarded box boy from the local market.

8.3/10 (243 votes)
#36

Archie Eats and Runs

S4:E21

The Bunkers are in a panic after Archie eats a stew made from mushrooms that might have been contaminated.

8.3/10 (190 votes)
#37

The Bunkers and Inflation (3) (aka Edith the Job Hunter)

S5:E3

When strike negotiations bog down, Archie grudgingly trades places with Edith and allows her to take a job at Jefferson's dry cleaners.

8.3/10 (211 votes)
#38

Archie and the Quiz

S5:E22

Archie feels the weight of his own mortality after a magazine quiz on life expectancy gives him another seven years- tips.

8.3/10 (209 votes)
#39

Archie's Civil Rights

S6:E12

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

8.3/10 (203 votes)
#40

Edith's Night Out

S6:E24

Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.

6.6/10 (213 votes)
#1

New Year's Wedding

S6:E16

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

6.6/10 (174 votes)
#2

Stalemates

S8:E20

Mike and Gloria are sure the romance has gone out of their marriage when even a weekend in the Poconous fails to reignite the spark.

6.7/10 (164 votes)
#3

Gloria's False Alarm

S7:E14

Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he's talked about for years.

6.7/10 (180 votes)
#4

Mike Goes Skiing

S7:E18

Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.

6.9/10 (210 votes)
#5

Mike's Friend

S5:E14

Gloria is made to feel like an intellectual outcast when she spends the evening with Mike and his graduate-school friends.

7.0/10 (179 votes)
#6

Gloria is Nervous

S6:E13

Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.

7.0/10 (172 votes)
#7

Love by Appointment

S6:E21

Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

7.1/10 (212 votes)
#8

Mike and Gloria Mix it Up

S4:E16

The stiyics' love life reaches another imprasses when Michael is put off by Gloria's romantic aggressiveness.

7.1/10 (171 votes)
#9

The Baby Contest

S7:E13

Archie enters Joey in a newspapers's beautifull-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.

7.1/10 (166 votes)
#10

Reunion on Hauser Street

S9:E3

The Bunkers attempt to reunite Blanche and Barney Hefner after her latest fling with an exterminator fizzles

7.1/10 (170 votes)
#11

Weekend in the Country

S9:E6

Archie and Edith are invited to spend a fishing weekend with Barney and Blanche at their cottage. But after a game of Monopoly, an argument between Barney and Blanche begins. That night, Archie is uncomfortable to sleep with a man (Barney) in bed, while Edith and Blanche rate their husbands as a lovers. By the end, Blanche and Barney makeup and Archie tries to forget everything.

7.2/10 (223 votes)
#12

Where's Archie? (1)

S5:E8

Edith holds her first Tupperware party under a cloud of worry when Archie disappears on his way to a union convention in Buffalo.

7.2/10 (229 votes)
#13

Where's Archie? (2) (aka Archie is Missing)

S5:E9

With no word from Archie after twenty-four hours, the family faces the possibility that he might've run off with another woman.

7.2/10 (175 votes)
#14

Archie's Dog Day Afternoon

S7:E25

Archie must spend his afternoon at the vet when his accidently runs over Barney's annoying--but cute--dog with his cab.

7.2/10 (161 votes)
#15

A Night at the PTA

S9:E14

When Edith develops laryngitis on the eve of her singing debut at Stephanie's PTA recital, Archie steps in to understudy the duet.

7.2/10 (199 votes)
#16

A Girl Like Edith

S9:E15

When Edith invites butcher Klemmer and his new sweetheart, a Russian who is the spitting image of Edith, she notices that Klemmer might have the hots for Edith and not for her.

7.3/10 (323 votes)
#17

Gloria Discovers Women's Lib

S1:E11

Gloria leaves the house in a rage after Mike refuses to recognize her as an equal partner in their marriage.

7.3/10 (197 votes)
#18

Gloria's Shock

S5:E7

Gloria is shocked when Mike announces that he doesn't plan on having children.

7.3/10 (215 votes)
#19

The Longest Kiss

S5:E10

Archie returns from his sorry adventure -he get the sidetracked to a podiatrists' convention in Rochester- to find his friends and family celebrating his return with kissing contests,Hula Hoops, and ballroom dancing.

7.3/10 (194 votes)
#20

Edith's Friend

S5:E23

Edith is reunited with her childhood sweetheart when she returns to her hometown for a wedding.

7.3/10 (181 votes)
#21

Mike's Pains

S6:E5

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

7.3/10 (192 votes)
#22

Mike Faces Life

S6:E7

Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

7.3/10 (206 votes)
#23

Archie's Brief Encounter (1)

S7:E1

Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he dated flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

7.3/10 (193 votes)
#24

Fire

S7:E22

The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.

7.3/10 (170 votes)
#25

Archie's Other Wife

S9:E7

At an American Legion convention, Archie awakens facing a beautiful black airline stewardess who swears they were married the night before.

7.3/10 (163 votes)
#26

Stephanie and the Crime Wave

S9:E17

Archie and Edith are shocked when they discover that Stephanie has been stealing some of her favorite teacher's belongings, and the Bunkers's also. But Stephanie admits that she stole these things so that when she returns to her dad's, she'll have something to remember them by.

7.3/10 (170 votes)
#27

Barney, the Gold Digger

S9:E18

Barney Hefner is suicidal when Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.

7.3/10 (175 votes)
#28

The Return of Archie's Brother

S9:E19

When Archie's brother, Fred, visits Archie to open up a business, he also brings his 18 year old wife, Katherine. Both, Archie and Edith, and even Stephanie, are shocked as they find out. While the new bride and Edith cook supper, Archie and Fred argue about Katherine's age. Before dinner, Fred (and Katherine) leave the Bunker's home, canceling the business. In bed, Edith asks Archie if he were a single 55 year old man, would he go for a young girl. Archie answers no.

7.3/10 (115 votes)
#29

All in the Family Retrospective (1)

S9:E22

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

7.4/10 (290 votes)
#30

Mike's Mysterious Son

S2:E17

An old girlfriend of Mike's suddenly arrives at the Bunkers' with a four-year-old boy who she claims is his son.

7.4/10 (209 votes)
#31

Gloria Sings the Blues

S4:E22

Gloria is bewildered after she falls temporarily out of life with Michael, until she discovers her mother went through the same thing with Archie.

7.4/10 (190 votes)
#32

Gloria Suspects Mike

S6:E10

Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,

7.4/10 (185 votes)
#33

Archie's Secret Passion

S7:E12

Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounterswith an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.

7.4/10 (186 votes)
#34

Archie, the Liberal

S7:E24

When Archie and the guys at the lodge are being called bigots in the papers because they are only white, Archie suggests to initiate a black jewish guy.

7.4/10 (159 votes)
#35

Archie's Bitter Pill (2) (aka Archie's Road Back)

S8:E9

A despondent Archie retreats to his bedroom, until Harry offers to bail him out with a partnership offer for the bar.

7.4/10 (169 votes)
#36

The Dinner Guest

S8:E23

Edith is crushed when Mike and Gloria make their other plans after she's prepared a special farewell dinner in their honor.

7.4/10 (190 votes)
#37

Little Miss Bunker

S9:E1

Edith's cousin Floyd abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.

7.4/10 (171 votes)
#38

End in Sight

S9:E2

Archie spends a night wallowing in self-pity when an insurance physical reveals an ominous spot on his liver.

7.4/10 (170 votes)
#39

Return of the Waitress

S9:E9

Edith finally confronts the waitress who tempted Archie's fidelity after Harry unwittingly hires her to work at Archie's Place.

7.4/10 (173 votes)
#40

Bogus Bills

S9:E10

Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.

8.4/10 (581 votes)

Meet the Bunkers

S1:E1

It's Edith and Archie Bunker's wedding anniversary. Edith manages to drag Archie to church. Daughter Gloria and her husband Mike try to whip up a party atmosphere for the parents.

7.6/10 (435 votes)

Writing the President

S1:E2

Mike writes a letter to President Nixon, protesting everything that's wrong with America, including the state of the environment and the nation's involvement in Vietnam. Archie finds out, and to refute his son-in-law's claims he decides he too will write a letter praising the nation's chief and attempting to explain the Meathead as an ignorant. While penning the letter, Archie pictures the family all standing behind him, dressed in his Sunday best, all supporting his positions.

7.9/10 (418 votes)

Oh, My Aching Back (aka Archie's Aching Back)

S1:E3

Archie is convinced he'll collect a large settlement from a petty traffic accident if a Jewish lawyer handles the case. The stylistic minimalism of the Bunkers' sparsely furnished set is on full display in this early episode. According to director John Rich, who grew up not far from Archie's neighbood, the Spartan look of the Bunkers' living room deco was achieved as a result of painstaking efforts. The director remembers personally supervising the cracking of windows and repainting of walls to give the place a run-down, lived-in look. "I told the set designers to take all the color out of it," remembers Rich. "Norman and I wanted to do the show in black and white, but CBS nearly went into a coma. So we decided to do the next best thing and shoot the entire show in muted sepia tones."

8.2/10 (376 votes)

Archie Gives Blood

S1:E4

Archie refuses to donate blood because he's afraid that his vital fluids might get mixed in with those of a different race.

8.7/10 (507 votes)

Judging Books by Covers

S1:E5

Archie scorns one of Mike's effeminate friends, unaware that one of his own beer-drinking buddies is a well-adjusted gay man.

8.3/10 (380 votes)

Gloria's Pregnancy (aka Gloria Has a Belly Full)

S1:E6

Archie's dream of becoming a grandfather is dashed when Gloria suffers a sudden miscarriage.

7.8/10 (376 votes)

Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit

S1:E7

Mike invites one of his hippie friends to spend the night in his living room, despite Archie's strenous ojections.

8.6/10 (384 votes)

Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood

S1:E8

Louise Jefferson makes her first appearance, through husband George will remain an offscreen character for another two seasons. Their son, Lionel, had been a regular visitor to the Bunkers since the pilot episode, when the writers discovered how effective the street-smart black youth was at gently letting the air out of Archie's sails.

8.2/10 (371 votes)

Edith Has Jury Duty

S1:E9

Edith abandons the kitchen for the courtroom when she is chosen for jury duty, leaving Archie to fend for himself.

7.9/10 (353 votes)

Archie Is Worried About His Job

S1:E10

No one in the family gets any sleep when Archie spends the night worring that he might lose his job.

7.3/10 (323 votes)

Gloria Discovers Women's Lib

S1:E11

Gloria leaves the house in a rage after Mike refuses to recognize her as an equal partner in their marriage.

7.5/10 (320 votes)

Success Story

S1:E12

Archie reevaluates his definition of success after he meets an old army buddy who's become wealthy in the used-car trade.

8.5/10 (339 votes)

The First and Last Supper

S1:E13

The Jeffersons arrive for dinner at the Bunkers'--minus husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.

8.4/10 (347 votes)

The Saga of Cousin Oscar

S2:E1

Archie is incensed when his sponging cousin Oscar has the nerve to drop dead in the upstairs bedroom.

7.7/10 (311 votes)

Gloria Poses in the Nude

S2:E2

Mike has second thoughts after he agrees to let Gloria pose as a nude model for one of his artist friends.

8.3/10 (324 votes)

Archie and the Lock-Up

S2:E3

Archie suffers his ultimate indignity when he's arrested along with a group of radicals at a protest rally.

8.5/10 (358 votes)

Edith Writes a Song

S2:E4

Archie buys a gun to protect his family, but a pair of burglars hold the family at bay with Archie's own pistol.

8.6/10 (327 votes)

Flashback: Mike Meets Archie

S2:E5

On the Stivic's first wedding anniversary, the family recalls the day Archie and Michael met.

8.1/10 (285 votes)

The Election Story

S2:E6

Mike and Gloria campaign for the liberal candidate in a local election, while Archie places himself in the opposing camp.

8.6/10 (335 votes)

Edith's Accident

S2:E7

A priest pays a call to reward Edith's honesty for leaving a note on his car after she accidentally dents it with a large can of clind peaches.

8.1/10 (284 votes)

The Blockbuster

S2:E8

An unscrupulous black real-estate salesman tempts Archie to sell his house to a black family at an inflated price.

7.7/10 (271 votes)

Mike's Problem

S2:E9

Gloria is upset when Mike's nervousness over his grades causes him to become temporarily impotent.

8.1/10 (286 votes)

The Insurance is Canceled

S2:E10

Archie lays off a Puerto Rican worker during a cut back at the dock; and his homeowner's policy is canceled when his neighborhood is redlined as a bad risk.

8.3/10 (297 votes)

The Man in the Street

S2:E11

Archie Bunker is the voice of the American working man when his man-on-the-street interview is scheduled to appear on Walter Cronkite's Evening News.

8.6/10 (402 votes)

Cousin Maude's Visit

S2:E12

Everyone in the family is sick, so Edith calls Cousin Maude to help out.

8.2/10 (310 votes)

Christmas Day at the Bunkers'

S2:E13

Archie casts a pall on the family's Yuletide spirit when he complains that he was passed over for this year's Christmas bonus.

8.5/10 (343 votes)

The Elevator Story

S2:E14

Archie gets caught in an elevator, along with a pregant Puerto Rican and her husband, an aging hippie, and an erudite black businessman.

9.1/10 (426 votes)

Edith's Problem

S2:E15

Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.

8.1/10 (295 votes)

Archie and the FBI

S2:E16

Archie's paranoia during a mysterious government investigation drives him to betray a long-standing friendship.

7.4/10 (290 votes)

Mike's Mysterious Son

S2:E17

An old girlfriend of Mike's suddenly arrives at the Bunkers' with a four-year-old boy who she claims is his son.

8.0/10 (287 votes)

Archie Sees a Mugging

S2:E18

Archie refuses to get involed with the police, even though he's the only witness to a neighborhood mugging.

8.2/10 (277 votes)

Archie and Edith Alone

S2:E19

The Bunkers are alone for eight days while Mike and Gloria are spending a week at a commune.

7.5/10 (277 votes)

Edith Gets a Mink

S2:E20

Archie is too proud to let Edith accept a mink stolen from her cousin Amelia, until he sees a chance to make a three-hundred-dollar profit.

9.2/10 (588 votes)

Sammy's Visit

S2:E21

One of the classic episodes in the series, Sammy Davis Jr. plays himself, a passenger in Archie's taxi cab who has inadvertently left his briefcase behind. Arrangements are made to retrieve the briefcase at the Bunker house. As usual, Archie displays his ignorance and bigotry, but Sammy plays along. Before Sammy has to leave, Munson decides to have the two pose for a picture. HE KISSES ARCHIE!!! Archie is too astonished to say anything.

7.8/10 (268 votes)

Edith, the Judge

S2:E22

Edith arbitrates a dispute between Archie and the irate proprietor of a laundromat.

7.9/10 (251 votes)

Archie is Jealous

S2:E23

Archie is disturbed to discover Edith once spent an entire weekend with an old beau.

7.9/10 (324 votes)

Maude

S2:E24

Archie and Edith visit Maude's house for Carol's wedding to David Green, a Jewish man. Archie doesn't want to go, and Carol doesn't want him there. Archie is invited to the bachelor party, but declines the invitation, and ends up staying at the hotel, where the bachelor party is held (which he doesn't know). Archie calls the police because the party is too loud. Edith stays for the bridal shower. After David and Walter return from the bachelor party, David and Carol fight over their differences in opinion regarding women's roles. The wedding is off, much to Maude's dismay.

8.4/10 (310 votes)

Archie and the Editorial

S3:E1

After he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.

8.1/10 (278 votes)

Archie's Fraud

S3:E2

Archie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.

7.5/10 (280 votes)

The Threat

S3:E3

Archie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker's household.

8.0/10 (282 votes)

Gloria and the Riddle

S3:E4

Gloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.

8.4/10 (295 votes)

Lionel Steps Out

S3:E5

Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

7.8/10 (254 votes)

Edith Flips Her Wig

S3:E6

Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.

9.0/10 (380 votes)

The Bunkers and the Swingers

S3:E7

Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

7.9/10 (250 votes)

Mike Comes Into Money

S3:E8

Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

8.2/10 (257 votes)

Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (1)

S3:E9

On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.

8.2/10 (250 votes)

Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (2)

S3:E10

The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

7.9/10 (253 votes)

Mike's Appendix

S3:E11

Mike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.

8.1/10 (250 votes)

Edith's Winning Ticket

S3:E12

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers one of the tickets is a winner; but there is a catch; Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her.

7.8/10 (239 votes)

Archie and the Bowling Team

S3:E13

Archie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.

8.0/10 (235 votes)

The Locket

S3:E14

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

8.2/10 (262 votes)

Archie in the Hospital (aka Archie Goes to the Hospital)

S3:E15

Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he's black.

7.9/10 (245 votes)

Oh Say Can You See

S3:E16

Middle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract a sexy young bedmate named Tina. But by episode's end, Archie is made to realize how lucky he is to be spending his declining years with a loving wife like Edith.

7.9/10 (248 votes)

Archie Goes Too Far

S3:E17

Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.

8.0/10 (253 votes)

Class Reunion

S3:E18

Archie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion-- until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.

8.1/10 (227 votes)

Hot Watch

S3:E19

Archie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it's stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.

8.7/10 (375 votes)

Archie is Branded

S3:E20

Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

8.6/10 (362 votes)

Everybody Tells the Truth

S3:E21

It's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.

8.0/10 (217 votes)

Archie Learns His Lesson

S3:E22

Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma

7.9/10 (253 votes)

Gloria, the Victim

S3:E23

After an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.

8.3/10 (217 votes)

The Battle of the Month

S3:E24

In a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.

8.3/10 (259 votes)

We're Having a Heat Wave

S4:E1

Henry Jeffersons joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic from moving into the neighborhood.

8.0/10 (227 votes)

We're Still Having a Heat Wave

S4:E2

As the Lorenzos settle in, Archie grows jealous of Edith's friendship with Irene.

7.8/10 (243 votes)

Edith Finds an Old Man

S4:E3

Edith befriends a lonely old man,through Archie is less than thrilled to have a constant reminder of his own advancing years hanging around the house.

7.9/10 (228 votes)

Archie and the Kiss

S4:E4

Gloria brings home a Rodin replica for the living room, but the erotic sculpture makes Archie cringe.

7.9/10 (222 votes)

Archie, the Gambler

S4:E5

Edith is deeply disturbed to find out Archie's been playing the horses after he promised never to gamble again.

8.1/10 (243 votes)

Henry's Farewell

S4:E6

Archie finally meets George Jefferson at Henry's going away party.

8.1/10 (224 votes)

Archie and the Computer

S4:E7

Edith receives a small fortune in quarters as a result of a computer error. Then another computer informs Archie that he's been officially declared dead.

8.5/10 (275 votes)

The Games Bunkers Play

S4:E8

Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism during an informal group-therapy game.

8.2/10 (235 votes)

Edith's Conversion

S4:E9

Archie thinks Irene Lorenzo is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism.

8.6/10 (304 votes)

Archie in the Cellar

S4:E10

Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka,Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

7.9/10 (229 votes)

Black is the Color of My True Love's Wig

S4:E11

Gloria is insulted when Michael's ardor is removed after she dons a cheap dime-store wig.

8.0/10 (222 votes)

Second Honeymoon

S4:E12

Archie and Edith rekindle their romance during a second honeymoon in Atlantic City.

8.1/10 (234 votes)

The Taxi Caper

S4:E13

An influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie from pressure charges against his son after the boy robs Archie in Munson's cab.

7.9/10 (220 votes)

Archie is Cursed

S4:E14

Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, but he begs off, complaining of a sore back.

8.1/10 (236 votes)

Edith's Christmas Story

S4:E15

During the Christmas holidays, Edith tries to hide the fact that she may have breast cancer.

7.1/10 (212 votes)

Mike and Gloria Mix it Up

S4:E16

The stiyics' love life reaches another imprasses when Michael is put off by Gloria's romantic aggressiveness.

8.0/10 (218 votes)

Archie Feels Left Out

S4:E17

Archie refuses to attend his own birthday party.

7.7/10 (216 votes)

Et Tu, Archie?

S4:E18

Archie sabotages an old friend's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.

8.3/10 (264 votes)

Gloria's Boyfriend

S4:E19

Archie's misconceptions run amok when Gloria befriends the retarded box boy from the local market.

9.0/10 (317 votes)

Lionel's Engagement

S4:E20

The family attends Lionel's engagement party, where his parents discover that one of his fiancé's parents is white.

8.3/10 (243 votes)

Archie Eats and Runs

S4:E21

The Bunkers are in a panic after Archie eats a stew made from mushrooms that might have been contaminated.

7.4/10 (209 votes)

Gloria Sings the Blues

S4:E22

Gloria is bewildered after she falls temporarily out of life with Michael, until she discovers her mother went through the same thing with Archie.

8.5/10 (253 votes)

Pay the Twenty Dollars

S4:E23

Archie unwillingly passes George Jefferson a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill.

7.9/10 (212 votes)

Mike's Graduation

S4:E24

Archie's spirit soars on Mike's graduation day, until he discovers that his meat-head son-in-law has accepted a fellowship and won't be moving out for another year.

8.1/10 (197 votes)

The Bunkers and Inflation (1)

S5:E1

The Bunker's breadwinner tries to avoid breaking the news that his union has called a strike.

8.0/10 (190 votes)

The Bunkers and Inflation (2) (aka Archie Underfoot)

S5:E2

Tempers flare in the Bunker household when Archie finds himself with nothing to do but sit around the house.

8.3/10 (190 votes)

The Bunkers and Inflation (3) (aka Edith the Job Hunter)

S5:E3

When strike negotiations bog down, Archie grudgingly trades places with Edith and allows her to take a job at Jefferson's dry cleaners.

7.8/10 (199 votes)

The Bunkers and Inflation (4) (aka Archie's Raise)

S5:E4

Archie's union settles the strike,but under terms that effectively leave him worse off than he was before the walkout.

8.2/10 (220 votes)

Lionel the Live-In

S5:E5

Lionel has a fight with his parents and moves into the Bunkers house for a night.

7.9/10 (205 votes)

Archie's Helping Hand

S5:E6

The rising tide of feminism confronts Archie on all sides when Edith joins a women's group and Irene lands a job alongside him on the loading dock.

7.3/10 (197 votes)

Gloria's Shock

S5:E7

Gloria is shocked when Mike announces that he doesn't plan on having children.

7.2/10 (223 votes)

Where's Archie? (1)

S5:E8

Edith holds her first Tupperware party under a cloud of worry when Archie disappears on his way to a union convention in Buffalo.

7.2/10 (229 votes)

Where's Archie? (2) (aka Archie is Missing)

S5:E9

With no word from Archie after twenty-four hours, the family faces the possibility that he might've run off with another woman.

7.3/10 (215 votes)

The Longest Kiss

S5:E10

Archie returns from his sorry adventure -he get the sidetracked to a podiatrists' convention in Rochester- to find his friends and family celebrating his return with kissing contests,Hula Hoops, and ballroom dancing.

7.8/10 (218 votes)

Archie and the Miracle

S5:E11

After an accident on the loading dock brings Archie within inches of his life,he suddenly becomes a devout-if somewhat hypocritical- churchgoer.

8.0/10 (208 votes)

George and Archie Make a Deal

S5:E12

George Jefferson seeks Archie's help when he runs for local political office.

8.0/10 (226 votes)

Archie's Contract

S5:E13

Irene and the Jeffersons bail the Bunkers out after Archie buys two thousand dollars worth of aluminum siding from a fast-talking salesman.

6.9/10 (210 votes)

Mike's Friend

S5:E14

Gloria is made to feel like an intellectual outcast when she spends the evening with Mike and his graduate-school friends.

7.7/10 (194 votes)

The Best of All in the Family (1)

S5:E15

A look back at the first five seasons of all in the family with flashbacks, this episode was hosted by Henry Fonda.

0.0/10

The Best of All in the Family (2)

S5:E16

Henry Fonda hosts an hour-long retrospective of high points from the show's first four years.

7.9/10 (217 votes)

Prisoner in the House

S5:E17

A plumber's assistant causes Archie agony when he finds out the worker is a convict on a work-release program from Sing Sing.

0.0/10

The Jeffersons Move Up

S5:E18

The Bunkers bid fond farewell to the Jeffersons when their neighbors abandon Queens for the nouveau-rich life in a Manhattan high rise.[This episode was the pilot for ""The Jeffersons.""]

8.0/10 (205 votes)

All's Fair

S5:E19

Gloria gives Edith a lesson in marriage assertiveness.

7.9/10 (216 votes)

Amelia's Divorce

S5:E20

Edith is surprise to discover that her cousin Amelia's ideal marriage is rotten to the core.

8.0/10 (204 votes)

Everybody Does It

S5:E21

Archie's steals a box of nails from work and finds himself at the center of a household debate on morality.

8.3/10 (211 votes)

Archie and the Quiz

S5:E22

Archie feels the weight of his own mortality after a magazine quiz on life expectancy gives him another seven years- tips.

7.3/10 (194 votes)

Edith's Friend

S5:E23

Edith is reunited with her childhood sweetheart when she returns to her hometown for a wedding.

8.2/10 (207 votes)

No Smoking

S5:E24

The Bunker house is locked in a little of will after Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking.

8.1/10 (204 votes)

Mike Makes His Move

S5:E25

After a fruitless search for new lodgings, Mike and Gloria agree to rent George Jefferson's old house-even though it means living next door to Archie.

7.5/10 (193 votes)

The Very Moving Day

S6:E1

Gloria is nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy because of Mike's stubborn attitude over population.

7.7/10 (165 votes)

Alone at Last

S6:E2

Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.

7.7/10 (193 votes)

Archie, the Donor

S6:E3

Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.

8.7/10 (277 votes)

Archie, the Hero

S6:E4

Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.

7.3/10 (181 votes)

Mike's Pains

S6:E5

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

8.0/10 (203 votes)

Chain Letter

S6:E6

Archie's refused to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.

7.3/10 (192 votes)

Mike Faces Life

S6:E7

Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

8.2/10 (207 votes)

Edith Breaks Out

S6:E8

Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.

7.8/10 (190 votes)

Grandpa Blues

S6:E9

Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.

7.4/10 (190 votes)

Gloria Suspects Mike

S6:E10

Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,

7.8/10 (204 votes)

The Little Atheist

S6:E11

Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.

8.3/10 (209 votes)

Archie's Civil Rights

S6:E12

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

7.0/10 (179 votes)

Gloria is Nervous

S6:E13

Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.

7.6/10 (190 votes)

The Baby (1)

S6:E14

It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.

7.9/10 (195 votes)

The Baby (2)

S6:E15

Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.

6.6/10 (213 votes)

New Year's Wedding

S6:E16

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

7.7/10 (198 votes)

Archie, the Babysitter

S6:E17

When Archie finds out that one of Mike's students is babysitting Joey and she invited her hippie boyfriend over to listen to music, he takes over and brings Joey to his house, even though he is hosting a poker game with his buddies.

8.0/10 (204 votes)

Archie Finds a Friend

S6:E18

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

7.6/10 (160 votes)

Mike's Move

S6:E19

Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.

7.8/10 (190 votes)

Archie's Weighty Problem

S6:E20

Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.

7.0/10 (172 votes)

Love by Appointment

S6:E21

Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

7.9/10 (194 votes)

Joey's Baptism

S6:E22

Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.

7.5/10 (180 votes)

Gloria and Mike's House Guests

S6:E23

A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.

8.3/10 (203 votes)

Edith's Night Out

S6:E24

Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.

7.3/10 (206 votes)

Archie's Brief Encounter (1)

S7:E1

Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he dated flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

7.6/10 (191 votes)

Archie's Brief Encounter (2)

S7:E2

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

7.5/10 (185 votes)

Archie's Brief Encounter (3)

S7:E3

Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

8.0/10 (190 votes)

The Unemployment Story (1)

S7:E4

Archie's self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock.

8.0/10 (188 votes)

The Unemployment Story (2)

S7:E5

A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a jaintor's job to Archie.

8.2/10 (213 votes)

Archie's Operation (1)

S7:E6

Archie's trip to the hospital is an ethnic nightmare. He's admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.

8.1/10 (194 votes)

Archie's Operation (2)

S7:E7

Archie recuperates in record time after he's called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.

8.1/10 (222 votes)

Beverly Rides Again

S7:E8

As a practical joke, Archie fixes up one of his drinking buddies with female impersonator Beverly La Salle.

7.5/10 (182 votes)

Teresa Moves In

S7:E9

The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.

7.5/10 (180 votes)

Mike and Gloria's Will

S7:E10

Mike and Gloria are having a discussion over who will take care of Joey, just in case there comes a time when both of them are unable to care for the little tyke before his 18th birthday. Mike has serious reservations over allowing in-laws Archie and Edith to get custody of Joey, particularly due to what he perceives as Archie's bad influences. Gloria is having a hard time convincing Mike otherwise and gives in to Mike's rhetoric. Mike's suspicions are confirmed when Archie and Edith return with Joey after a day of playing in the park. What's that Joey's got in his hands? Why, a toy machine gun that Grandpa had bought him. Of course, Mike (being dead set against gun violence) immediately is very angry and tells Archie that toy guns could influence children's behavior later on. Tempers really escalate when Mike grabs the plastic gun from Archie and breaks it over his knee. After the two continue to argue, Mike lets slip that he is considering including a clause in the Stivics' will that

7.9/10 (198 votes)

Mr. Edith Bunker

S7:E11

Edith saves a man's life and becomes the toast of the town,but Archie isn't happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.

7.4/10 (185 votes)

Archie's Secret Passion

S7:E12

Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounterswith an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.

7.1/10 (171 votes)

The Baby Contest

S7:E13

Archie enters Joey in a newspapers's beautifull-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.

6.7/10 (164 votes)

Gloria's False Alarm

S7:E14

Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he's talked about for years.

8.9/10 (338 votes)

The Draft Dodger

S7:E15

The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his Christmas dinner table. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this Archie's friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.

7.6/10 (178 votes)

The Boarder Patrol

S7:E16

Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.

8.3/10 (205 votes)

Archie's Chair

S7:E17

Mike accidently breaks Archie's Chair.

6.7/10 (180 votes)

Mike Goes Skiing

S7:E18

Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.

8.3/10 (215 votes)

Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye

S7:E19

Archie reluctantly agress to deliver Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unawware that his departed friend was Jewish.

7.6/10 (174 votes)

The Joys of Sex

S7:E20

Both Gloria and Mike help Edith and Archie express their sexual interaction after catching Edith reading How to be your Husband's Mistress.

8.0/10 (202 votes)

Mike, the Pacifist

S7:E21

Stranded in a subway train with different personalities, Mike is shocked when he punches a man for the very first time in his life after the man had pushed Gloria aside.

7.3/10 (193 votes)

Fire

S7:E22

The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.

7.7/10 (184 votes)

Mike and Gloria Split

S7:E23

Before bedtime, Mike and Gloria have a game of Scrabble in which Mike ends up winning. He uses this game as an opportunity to rub Gloria's nose in the fact that he has to be better at everything, leading to an argument between the two. Gloria asserts that this is because Mike has had the chance to go to college and use his skills, while she hasn't had the chance yet, bringing up the fact that Mike promised her three years ago that chance. Gloria accuses Mike of ruining her life, causing him to walk out and try to spend the night at Archie and Edith's house. Archie and Mike reluctantly become roommates, which ends up in disaster. Archie then scolds Mike for trying to correct everybody's way of doing and saying things. Realizing his mistake, Mike goes home and apologizes to Gloria for being pompous, and Gloria apologizes to Mike for saying he ruined her life.

7.4/10 (186 votes)

Archie, the Liberal

S7:E24

When Archie and the guys at the lodge are being called bigots in the papers because they are only white, Archie suggests to initiate a black jewish guy.

7.2/10 (175 votes)

Archie's Dog Day Afternoon

S7:E25

Archie must spend his afternoon at the vet when his accidently runs over Barney's annoying--but cute--dog with his cab.

7.6/10 (193 votes)

Archie Gets the Business (1)

S8:E1

When Kelsey finally decides to sell his bar, nothing will stop Archie from getting it--even if it means forging Edith's signature against her will.

7.7/10 (180 votes)

Archie Gets the Business (2)

S8:E2

Edith is upset when she discovers Archie has forged her signature to get the bar. But Mike will influence Mrs. Bunker to change her mind.

8.4/10 (212 votes)

Cousin Liz

S8:E3

When Cousin Liz dies, Edith and Archie learn more about her than they ever thought. When roomate of Liz, Veronica, comes out of the closet to Edith, she also admits that she was more than just roomates with Liz.

8.5/10 (302 votes)

Edith's 50th Birthday (1)

S8:E4

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapper in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edithto get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archieknocks at the door, wondering why the hell is the door locked. Therapper hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to getrid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room

8.7/10 (259 votes)

Edith's 50th Birthday (2)

S8:E5

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith fears. But with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police stations.

7.5/10 (194 votes)

Unequal Partners

S8:E6

Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple's wedding at 704 on the same day Archie planned to leave.

7.6/10 (179 votes)

Archie's Grand Opening

S8:E7

On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie's bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help out. With a great crowd, Archie faces more problems; Mike can't get the right mixes, Edith sings, the guys are after Gloria and not only that, Archie's boss at the loading docks arrive where Archie quits, upseting Edith.

7.8/10 (177 votes)

Archie's Bitter Pill (1)

S8:E8

Archie is depressed when his saloon has gone slow. That's when his friend offers him some pills that cheers up. Archie takes in two when Edith and the Stivics visit Archie at the bar. Archie, overly excited, discusses his dreams of his bar where it will be extended to other states and people will love it. When the pills slowly fade out of Archie's system, he realises that his dream may never come true, and falls in the arms of his wife in tears

7.4/10 (159 votes)

Archie's Bitter Pill (2) (aka Archie's Road Back)

S8:E9

A despondent Archie retreats to his bedroom, until Harry offers to bail him out with a partnership offer for the bar.

8.0/10 (203 votes)

Archie and the KKK (1)

S8:E10

Archie is invited to a meeting with some pals. THey discuss about Mike's article in the newspaper on how offending it is. The leader asks Archie if he wants to join them and give Mike and lesson he'll never forget. Archie agrees, little does he know he just initiated the KKK (Kweens Kouncil of Krusaders).

8.1/10 (195 votes)

Archie and the KKK (2)

S8:E11

Archie desives a plan to prevent the Klan from burning a cross on Mike and Glorial's lawn.

7.6/10 (191 votes)

Mike and Gloria Meet

S8:E12

The family relive the Mike and Gloria's blind date by their friends, where they first insulted each other and ended up having sex in the kitchen.

8.7/10 (282 votes)

Edith's Crisis of Faith (1)

S8:E13

Edith's religious faith is shaken after her friend female impersonator Beverly LaSalle is brutally murdered by street thungs at Christmas.

8.2/10 (223 votes)

Edith's Crisis of Faith (2)

S8:E14

Mike is put in the hospital and Beverly LaSalle is murdered by a thug at Chistmas.

7.5/10 (180 votes)

The Commercial

S8:E15

Edith is chosen to appear in a tv commericial but finds herself unable to lie when she begins to doubt the quality of the sponsor's detergent.

7.5/10 (186 votes)

Super Bowl Sunday

S8:E16

Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday, the buiest day of the year.

7.7/10 (193 votes)

Aunt Iola's Visit

S8:E17

Archie refuses to let Edith's elderly aunt move into their spare bedroom, even after she's been turned away by every other relative.

7.5/10 (190 votes)

Love Comes to the Butcher

S8:E18

Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.

8.5/10 (227 votes)

Two's a Crowd

S8:E19

Mike and Archie's have a long talk after they find themself locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

6.6/10 (174 votes)

Stalemates

S8:E20

Mike and Gloria are sure the romance has gone out of their marriage when even a weekend in the Poconous fails to reignite the spark.

7.7/10 (180 votes)

The Brother

S8:E21

Archie's estranged brother returns, after twenty-nine years, to smooth things over before he enters the hospital for a serious operation.

7.6/10 (161 votes)

Mike's New Job

S8:E22

The stivics prpare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position in Santa Barbara.

7.4/10 (169 votes)

The Dinner Guest

S8:E23

Edith is crushed when Mike and Gloria make their other plans after she's prepared a special farewell dinner in their honor.

8.9/10 (253 votes)

The Stivics Go West

S8:E24

The Bunker house is the scene of many tearful good-byes when Mike and Gloria finally leave for California.

7.4/10 (190 votes)

Little Miss Bunker

S9:E1

Edith's cousin Floyd abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.

7.4/10 (171 votes)

End in Sight

S9:E2

Archie spends a night wallowing in self-pity when an insurance physical reveals an ominous spot on his liver.

7.1/10 (166 votes)

Reunion on Hauser Street

S9:E3

The Bunkers attempt to reunite Blanche and Barney Hefner after her latest fling with an exterminator fizzles

7.5/10 (146 votes)

What'll We Do with Stephanie?

S9:E4

The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.

7.5/10 (182 votes)

Edith's Final Respects

S9:E5

Edith is the sole mourner at her Aunt Rose's funeral.

7.1/10 (170 votes)

Weekend in the Country

S9:E6

Archie and Edith are invited to spend a fishing weekend with Barney and Blanche at their cottage. But after a game of Monopoly, an argument between Barney and Blanche begins. That night, Archie is uncomfortable to sleep with a man (Barney) in bed, while Edith and Blanche rate their husbands as a lovers. By the end, Blanche and Barney makeup and Archie tries to forget everything.

7.3/10 (170 votes)

Archie's Other Wife

S9:E7

At an American Legion convention, Archie awakens facing a beautiful black airline stewardess who swears they were married the night before.

7.7/10 (178 votes)

Edith Versus the Bank

S9:E8

With the TV broken, Edith decides to buy a new one for Archie for their 30th wedding anniversary. But when the clerk won't let Edith buy a TV without Archie's signature because she's a woman, she goes to the bank for a loan. There too, she can not borrow money because she is just a housewife with no job, making Edith furious. Helpless, Edith goes home and asks Archie for $500, but she won't tell him why (surprise). During their conversation, Edith discovers that Archie may be sexist also.

7.4/10 (170 votes)

Return of the Waitress

S9:E9

Edith finally confronts the waitress who tempted Archie's fidelity after Harry unwittingly hires her to work at Archie's Place.

7.4/10 (173 votes)

Bogus Bills

S9:E10

Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.

7.5/10 (170 votes)

The Bunkers Go West

S9:E11

After Mike and Gloria cancel their trip home for Christmas, the Bunkers decide to travel west for the holidays.

7.9/10 (197 votes)

California, Here We Are (1)

S9:E12

The Bunkers head out to California for Christmas to find out that Mike and Gloria are having marital problems.

0.0/10

California, Here We Are (2)

S9:E13

separation is Archie's reaction when he discovers that Gloria has been unfaithful to her husband: For the first time in nine years, he turns his back on his daughter and sides with Michael. The script, rife with disturbing details of the petty cruelties that have already poisoned the Stivics' marriage, avoids the easy out of a tidy resolution. Mike and Gloria do effect a spontaneous reconciliation under the tree, but the tentative exchange lacks the conviction of a permanent reunion. They've been through enough to know, as we do, that the optimism of Christmas morning doesn't always stand up to the cold light of the new year. years, he turns his back on his daughter and sides with Michael.

7.2/10 (161 votes)

A Night at the PTA

S9:E14

When Edith develops laryngitis on the eve of her singing debut at Stephanie's PTA recital, Archie steps in to understudy the duet.

7.2/10 (199 votes)

A Girl Like Edith

S9:E15

When Edith invites butcher Klemmer and his new sweetheart, a Russian who is the spitting image of Edith, she notices that Klemmer might have the hots for Edith and not for her.

7.4/10 (165 votes)

The Appendectomy

S9:E16

Edith and Archie rush Stephanie to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy on the eve of her 10th birthday. Luckily, the surgery goes perfectly, so they celebrate both Stephanie's birthday and the success of her operation.

7.3/10 (163 votes)

Stephanie and the Crime Wave

S9:E17

Archie and Edith are shocked when they discover that Stephanie has been stealing some of her favorite teacher's belongings, and the Bunkers's also. But Stephanie admits that she stole these things so that when she returns to her dad's, she'll have something to remember them by.

7.3/10 (170 votes)

Barney, the Gold Digger

S9:E18

Barney Hefner is suicidal when Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.

7.3/10 (175 votes)

The Return of Archie's Brother

S9:E19

When Archie's brother, Fred, visits Archie to open up a business, he also brings his 18 year old wife, Katherine. Both, Archie and Edith, and even Stephanie, are shocked as they find out. While the new bride and Edith cook supper, Archie and Fred argue about Katherine's age. Before dinner, Fred (and Katherine) leave the Bunker's home, canceling the business. In bed, Edith asks Archie if he were a single 55 year old man, would he go for a young girl. Archie answers no.

7.7/10 (178 votes)

Stephanie's Conversion

S9:E20

After Stephanie comes back from Sunday School, Rev. Chong visits Edith to tell her that even though she is welcome anytime at Sunday School, Stephanie is Jewish. Edith accepts it, unlike Archie. Selfishly, Archie decides to change Stephanie's religion but Edith interrupts that it's not his decision. So Edith brings Archie and herself to visit a Rabbi to get more information of the religion. Later that night, Stephanie awaits at the porch for the return of Edith and Archie. She and her uncle discuss and he approves that it's her decision and whatever religion she'll be, he'll love her the way he has.

7.8/10 (187 votes)

Edith Gets Fired

S9:E21

When an ill woman tells Edith to let her die with dignity at the SunShine Home, the woman's family are furious after her death. The manager fires Edith for her selfishness, even though Edith honoured the woman's wish. Later that night, the woman's daughter thanks Edith to be with her mother as she passed away since she (the daughter) never got to visit her own mother back then.

7.3/10 (115 votes)

All in the Family Retrospective (1)

S9:E22

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

0.0/10

All in the Family Retrospective (2)

S9:E23

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

0.0/10

All in the Family Retrospective (3)

S9:E24

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

7.5/10 (170 votes)

The Family Next Door

S9:E25

Louise Jefferson returns for a visit at the Bunker's place to ask Edith if she can sell her (Louise's) former house. Edith doubts but Archie makes her agree so that they (mostly he) can choose white people to move in. When Edith sells the house to a couple and she invites the lady to her house, Archie realises that the woman is black and so is her husband. But Archie isn't disturbed when he finds out that the man is a cop, which could be good for Archie's safety.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
2 ★ 8.2 24
★ 9.2 Sammy's Visit
★ 7.4 Mike's Mysterious Son
3 ★ 8.1 24
★ 9.0 The Bunkers and the Swingers
★ 7.5 The Threat
1 ★ 8.1 13
★ 8.7 Judging Books by Covers
★ 7.3 Gloria Discovers Women's Lib
4 ★ 8.1 24
★ 9.0 Lionel's Engagement
★ 7.1 Mike and Gloria Mix it Up
8 ★ 7.9 24
★ 8.9 The Stivics Go West
★ 6.6 Stalemates
5 ★ 7.8 23
★ 8.3 The Bunkers and Inflation (3) (aka Edith the Job Hunter)
★ 6.9 Mike's Friend
6 ★ 7.7 24
★ 8.7 Archie, the Hero
★ 6.6 New Year's Wedding
7 ★ 7.7 25
★ 8.9 The Draft Dodger
★ 6.7 Gloria's False Alarm
9 ★ 7.4 22
★ 7.9 California, Here We Are (1)
★ 7.1 Reunion on Hauser Street