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#1

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

S1:E1

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

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#2

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

S1:E2

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

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#3

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

S1:E3

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

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#4

Adopted

S1:E4

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

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#5

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

S1:E5

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

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#6

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

S1:E6

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

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#7

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

S1:E7

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

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#8

Cat Staff Meeting

S1:E8

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

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#9

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

S1:E9

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

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#10

Marital Troubles

S1:E10

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

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#11

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

S1:E11

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

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#12

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

S1:E12

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

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#13

The Frog Prince

S1:E13

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

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#14

Monkeys Talk About Religion

S1:E14

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

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#15

Mountain Climber

S1:E15

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

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#16

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

S1:E16

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

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#17

Mad Cow Disease

S1:E17

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

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#18

The Bartender Says...

S1:E18

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

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#19

Backstage with Bob Dylan

S1:E19

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

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#20

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

S1:E20

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

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#21

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

S1:E21

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

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#22

Things You Never Hear

S1:E22

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

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#23

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

S1:E23

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

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#24

AIDS Patient Zero

S1:E24

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

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#25

Name That Animal Penis!

S1:E25

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

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Super Mario Rescues the Princess

S1:E1

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

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A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

S1:E2

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

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Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

S1:E3

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

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Adopted

S1:E4

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

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A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

S1:E5

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

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Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

S1:E6

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

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A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

S1:E7

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

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Cat Staff Meeting

S1:E8

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

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Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

S1:E9

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

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Marital Troubles

S1:E10

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

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Jeff Goldblum Wafers

S1:E11

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

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Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

S1:E12

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

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The Frog Prince

S1:E13

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

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Monkeys Talk About Religion

S1:E14

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

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Mountain Climber

S1:E15

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

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Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

S1:E16

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

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Mad Cow Disease

S1:E17

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

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The Bartender Says...

S1:E18

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

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Backstage with Bob Dylan

S1:E19

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

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Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

S1:E20

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

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Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

S1:E21

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

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Things You Never Hear

S1:E22

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

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A Trip to the Psychiatrist

S1:E23

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

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AIDS Patient Zero

S1:E24

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

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Name That Animal Penis!

S1:E25

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

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