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Best Episodes Of Married

Overall Rating: ★ 7.1

Best Episodes Of Married

(Overall Rating: ★ 7.1)

Episode Ratings & Analysis

Discover the best and most memorable episodes of Married, from fan favorites to critically acclaimed moments. Explore detailed ratings, episode summaries, and visualize how the show's quality evolved over time.

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what life was like before kids, debt, and suburbia rained on their romance -- but every once in a while, in between the arguments about their declining sex life and who's driving carpool, they are reminded what drew them together in the first place -- they're best friends. The show also features Russ and Lina's friend AJ, who is recently divorced and pretending he's over his wife, and their other friend Jess, who is married to a much older man who can't keep up with her.

2 Seasons
23 Episodes
Canceled
Comedy Drama
Best Episodes
S2E8 - Mother's Day ★ 8.2
S2E9 - Guardians ★ 8.2
S2E11 - Triggers ★ 8.1
Worst Episodes
S1E1 - Pilot ★ 6.9
S1E2 - The Shower ★ 7.0
S1E8 - The Old Date ★ 7.0
★ 8.2/10 (38 votes)
#1

Mother's Day

S2:E8

★ 8.2/10 (33 votes)
#2

Guardians

S2:E9

★ 8.1/10 (33 votes)
#3

Triggers

S2:E11

★ 8.0/10 (35 votes)
#4

Pimps

S2:E5

Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

★ 7.9/10 (52 votes)
#5

Thanksgiving

S2:E1

Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

★ 7.9/10 (42 votes)
#6

Aftershocks

S2:E2

Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

★ 7.9/10 (37 votes)
#7

The Cruise

S2:E7

★ 7.9/10 (36 votes)
#8

The Waiter

S2:E13

★ 7.8/10 (34 votes)
#9

Murder!

S2:E6

★ 7.7/10 (34 votes)
#10

Koreatown

S2:E4

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

★ 7.6/10 (34 votes)
#11

1997

S2:E10

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

★ 7.5/10 (60 votes)
#12

Invisible Man

S1:E6

Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

★ 7.5/10 (56 votes)
#13

Family Day

S1:E10

When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

★ 7.5/10 (40 votes)
#14

The Sandwich

S2:E3

Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

★ 7.5/10 (31 votes)
#15

Gymnastics

S2:E12

★ 7.4/10 (60 votes)
#16

The Playdate

S1:E5

Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

★ 7.3/10 (70 votes)
#17

The Getaway

S1:E3

Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)
#18

Waffles & Pizza

S1:E7

AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)
#19

Halloween

S1:E9

Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

★ 7.1/10 (60 votes)
#20

Uncool

S1:E4

An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

★ 7.0/10 (79 votes)
#21

The Shower

S1:E2

AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

★ 7.0/10 (56 votes)
#22

The Old Date

S1:E8

Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

★ 6.9/10 (117 votes)
#23

Pilot

S1:E1

Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

★ 6.9/10 (117 votes)
#1

Pilot

S1:E1

Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

★ 7.0/10 (79 votes)
#2

The Shower

S1:E2

AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

★ 7.0/10 (56 votes)
#3

The Old Date

S1:E8

Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

★ 7.1/10 (60 votes)
#4

Uncool

S1:E4

An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)
#5

Waffles & Pizza

S1:E7

AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)
#6

Halloween

S1:E9

Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

★ 7.3/10 (70 votes)
#7

The Getaway

S1:E3

Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

★ 7.4/10 (60 votes)
#8

The Playdate

S1:E5

Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

★ 7.5/10 (60 votes)
#9

Invisible Man

S1:E6

Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

★ 7.5/10 (56 votes)
#10

Family Day

S1:E10

When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

★ 7.5/10 (40 votes)
#11

The Sandwich

S2:E3

Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

★ 7.5/10 (31 votes)
#12

Gymnastics

S2:E12

★ 7.6/10 (34 votes)
#13

1997

S2:E10

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

★ 7.7/10 (34 votes)
#14

Koreatown

S2:E4

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

★ 7.8/10 (34 votes)
#15

Murder!

S2:E6

★ 7.9/10 (52 votes)
#16

Thanksgiving

S2:E1

Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

★ 7.9/10 (42 votes)
#17

Aftershocks

S2:E2

Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

★ 7.9/10 (37 votes)
#18

The Cruise

S2:E7

★ 7.9/10 (36 votes)
#19

The Waiter

S2:E13

★ 8.0/10 (35 votes)
#20

Pimps

S2:E5

Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

★ 8.1/10 (33 votes)
#21

Triggers

S2:E11

★ 8.2/10 (38 votes)
#22

Mother's Day

S2:E8

★ 8.2/10 (33 votes)
#23

Guardians

S2:E9

★ 6.9/10 (117 votes)

Pilot

S1:E1

Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

★ 7.0/10 (79 votes)

The Shower

S1:E2

AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

★ 7.3/10 (70 votes)

The Getaway

S1:E3

Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

★ 7.1/10 (60 votes)

Uncool

S1:E4

An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

★ 7.4/10 (60 votes)

The Playdate

S1:E5

Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

★ 7.5/10 (60 votes)

Invisible Man

S1:E6

Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)

Waffles & Pizza

S1:E7

AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

★ 7.0/10 (56 votes)

The Old Date

S1:E8

Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

★ 7.2/10 (57 votes)

Halloween

S1:E9

Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

★ 7.5/10 (56 votes)

Family Day

S1:E10

When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

★ 7.9/10 (52 votes)

Thanksgiving

S2:E1

Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

★ 7.9/10 (42 votes)

Aftershocks

S2:E2

Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

★ 7.5/10 (40 votes)

The Sandwich

S2:E3

Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

★ 7.7/10 (34 votes)

Koreatown

S2:E4

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

★ 8.0/10 (35 votes)

Pimps

S2:E5

Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

★ 7.8/10 (34 votes)

Murder!

S2:E6

★ 7.9/10 (37 votes)

The Cruise

S2:E7

★ 8.2/10 (38 votes)

Mother's Day

S2:E8

★ 8.2/10 (33 votes)

Guardians

S2:E9

★ 7.6/10 (34 votes)

1997

S2:E10

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

★ 8.1/10 (33 votes)

Triggers

S2:E11

★ 7.5/10 (31 votes)

Gymnastics

S2:E12

★ 7.9/10 (36 votes)

The Waiter

S2:E13

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
2 ★ 7.9 13
★ 8.2 Mother's Day
★ 7.5 The Sandwich
1 ★ 7.2 10
★ 7.5 Invisible Man
★ 6.9 Pilot
Judy Greer
Nat Faxon
Jenny Slate
Brett Gelman
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