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9.2/10 (3473 votes)
#1

The Doll

S2:E7

At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll.

9.2/10 (2340 votes)
#2

The Table Read

S7:E9

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

9.2/10 (2509 votes)
#3

Seinfeld

S7:E10

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

9.2/10 (3043 votes)
#4

Palestinian Chicken

S8:E3

A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.

9.2/10 (2853 votes)
#5

No Lessons Learned

S12:E10

Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richard's love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.

9.1/10 (2673 votes)
#6

The Car Pool Lane

S4:E6

To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.

9.1/10 (2455 votes)
#7

Denise Handicap

S7:E5

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

9.1/10 (2947 votes)
#8

Happy New Year

S10:E1

Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.

9.1/10 (2178 votes)
#9

Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry

S10:E8

A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl’s sister’s house, helps Leon grow a new business and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richard’s girlfriend.

9.0/10 (2585 votes)
#10

The Grand Opening

S3:E10

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

9.0/10 (2395 votes)
#11

The Ski Lift

S5:E8

Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings. [tv.com]

9.0/10 (2175 votes)
#12

The Bat Mitzvah

S6:E10

Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.

9.0/10 (2147 votes)
#13

The Accidental Text on Purpose

S9:E6

Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.

8.9/10 (2587 votes)
#14

Opening Night

S4:E10

The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".

8.9/10 (2051 votes)
#15

The Therapists

S6:E9

Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk

8.9/10 (2111 votes)
#16

Larry vs. Michael J. Fox

S8:E10

Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeth's son.

8.8/10 (2546 votes)
#17

Krazee-Eyez Killa

S3:E8

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

8.8/10 (2059 votes)
#18

Vehicular Fellatio

S7:E2

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

8.7/10 (2797 votes)
#19

Beloved Aunt

S1:E8

When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

8.7/10 (2566 votes)
#20

Trick or Treat

S2:E3

Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the "trick" side of Halloween. He also alienates Cheryl's screenwriter friend Cliff and a Jewish neighbor AND spoils his romantic anniversary gift when Jeff arrives to play a round of golf.

8.7/10 (2408 votes)
#21

Shaq

S2:E8

Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.

8.7/10 (1992 votes)
#22

The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial

S6:E3

Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

8.7/10 (2015 votes)
#23

The N Word

S6:E8

Larry accidentally offends Lorreta's Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeff's hospitalization.

8.7/10 (2006 votes)
#24

The Black Swan

S7:E7

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

8.7/10 (1905 votes)
#25

Mister Softee

S8:E9

An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.

8.7/10 (2164 votes)
#26

The Watermelon

S11:E4

Larry hangs out with Woody Harrelson and cashes in on Susie’s favor.

8.6/10 (2658 votes)
#27

The Group

S1:E10

Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.

8.6/10 (2034 votes)
#28

The Surrogate

S4:E7

Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.

8.6/10 (1933 votes)
#29

The Anonymous Donor

S6:E2

It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.

8.6/10 (1762 votes)
#30

The Hero

S8:E6

Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.

8.6/10 (2331 votes)
#31

Foisted!

S9:E1

Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff’s barber and gets into hot water over a new project.

8.6/10 (1680 votes)
#32

The Spite Store

S10:E10

Larry runs into a familiar face, causes a rift between expectant parents and seeks a second opinion on his knee injury. His reaction to emergency sirens spells disaster.

8.5/10 (2016 votes)
#33

The Survivor

S4:E9

Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.

8.5/10 (1924 votes)
#34

The Freak Book

S6:E5

Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.

8.5/10 (1922 votes)
#35

The Reunion

S7:E3

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

8.5/10 (1605 votes)
#36

Fatwa!

S9:E10

Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with work associates and hosts a pair of ungrateful house guests.

8.5/10 (1935 votes)
#37

You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey

S10:E4

Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.

8.5/10 (1764 votes)
#38

The Ugly Section

S10:E7

Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend’s unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant. Later, Larry offers his dermatologist’s son a job and Richard has a suspiciously good day on the golf course.

8.5/10 (1558 votes)
#39

What Have I Done?

S11:E8

Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.

8.4/10 (2368 votes)
#40

Thor

S2:E2

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

7.3/10 (1738 votes)
#1

Angel Muffin

S11:E2

Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larry's detective skills.

7.4/10 (2355 votes)
#2

AAMCO

S1:E7

Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

7.5/10 (2076 votes)
#3

The Acupuncturist

S2:E6

Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies.

7.6/10 (2963 votes)
#4

Ted and Mary

S1:E2

Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.

7.6/10 (1747 votes)
#5

The Smoking Jacket

S5:E6

His father's smoking jacket and ""bathroom contamination"" cause grief for Larry.

7.6/10 (1355 votes)
#6

Igor, Gregor, & Timor

S11:E9

Larry does the right thing (and regrets it) while seizing an unprecedented opportunity to avoid Irma. Jeff seeks out a pricey peace offering for Susie.

7.6/10 (1836 votes)
#7

Atlanta

S12:E1

Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman, while Leon takes the opportunity to visit his Auntie Rae. Later, Larry has some trouble with his glasses and faces off with a surly hotel cleaner.

7.6/10 (1137 votes)
#8

The Colostomy Bag

S12:E8

When Richard enlists Larry's help to buy a vintage car, his careless behavior leads to an unwanted outcome. Jeff secretly schemes to give Larry power of attorney.

7.7/10 (2666 votes)
#9

The Bracelet

S1:E4

Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.

7.7/10 (1978 votes)
#10

The Benadryl Brownie

S3:E2

Thanks to Larry's miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis' girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week before they're supposed to go to the Emmy Awards. A practicing Christian Scientist, she doesn't take any medicine, so Richard and Larry devise a scheme to cook up some brownies laced with medicine. Like all things Larry does, the plan backfires.

7.7/10 (1944 votes)
#11

The Terrorist Attack

S3:E5

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

7.7/10 (1866 votes)
#12

Mel's Offer

S4:E1

After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Larry to be the star of his broadway show.

7.7/10 (1598 votes)
#13

The Mini Bar

S11:E3

After enlisting Cheryl’s help in a last-ditch effort, Larry has an idea that could save his latest project.

7.7/10 (1474 votes)
#14

Man Fights Tiny Woman

S11:E6

Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constructive criticism to his chiropractor.

7.7/10 (1551 votes)
#15

The Mormon Advantage

S11:E10

Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.

7.7/10 (1464 votes)
#16

The Lawn Jockey

S12:E2

Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift.

7.7/10 (1265 votes)
#17

The Gettysburg Address

S12:E6

Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.

7.8/10 (2497 votes)
#18

The Wire

S1:E6

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

7.8/10 (2124 votes)
#19

The Thong

S2:E5

Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.

7.8/10 (1634 votes)
#20

The Smiley Face

S8:E4

Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.

7.8/10 (1492 votes)
#21

Irma Kostroski

S11:E7

Before Election Day, Larry gets involved in local politics while mediating a conflict on his set.

7.8/10 (1240 votes)
#22

The Dream Scheme

S12:E7

An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff and Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted obligations of their own.

7.9/10 (3558 votes)
#23

The Pants Tent

S1:E1

An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.

7.9/10 (2254 votes)
#24

The Car Salesman

S2:E1

Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.

7.9/10 (1668 votes)
#25

The Bi-Sexual

S8:E7

Larry competes with Rosie O’Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an LA acquaintance.

7.9/10 (1590 votes)
#26

Car Periscope

S8:E8

Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.

7.9/10 (1337 votes)
#27

Disgruntled

S12:E4

Larry finds himself in Takahashi's crosshairs after a note is found in the men's locker room. Tensions mount when Larry and Irma's couple's counselor crosses a professional line.

8.0/10 (3009 votes)
#28

Porno Gil

S1:E3

Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.

8.0/10 (2421 votes)
#29

Affirmative Action

S1:E9

Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

8.0/10 (1921 votes)
#30

Mary, Joseph and Larry

S3:E9

Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.

8.0/10 (2011 votes)
#31

The Blind Date

S4:E3

Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.

8.0/10 (1838 votes)
#32

The Larry David Sandwich

S5:E1

As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.

8.0/10 (1728 votes)
#33

The Korean Bookie

S5:E9

Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.

8.0/10 (1759 votes)
#34

The Lefty Call

S6:E4

Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls 'lefty'; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryl's environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

8.0/10 (1684 votes)
#35

Thank You for Your Service

S9:E5

Larry commits a faux pas with Sammi’s fiancé, and tries to start over with his mail carrier and golf club security guard.

8.0/10 (1487 votes)
#36

The Shucker

S9:E9

Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; Jeff and Larry pitch a new creative venture; Susie gets turned on by a surprising source.

8.0/10 (1816 votes)
#37

Side Sitting

S10:E2

Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.

8.0/10 (1594 votes)
#38

IRASSHAIMASE!

S11:E5

After enlisting both Jeff and Freddy’s help for the occasion, Larry’s hot date quickly goes south.

8.0/10 (1224 votes)
#39

Ken/Kendra

S12:E9

A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's image. Then, public perception of Larry sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID.

8.1/10 (2037 votes)
#40

The Massage

S2:E10

Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

7.9/10 (3558 votes)

The Pants Tent

S1:E1

An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.

7.6/10 (2963 votes)

Ted and Mary

S1:E2

Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.

8.0/10 (3009 votes)

Porno Gil

S1:E3

Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.

7.7/10 (2666 votes)

The Bracelet

S1:E4

Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.

8.3/10 (2761 votes)

Interior Decorator

S1:E5

Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

7.8/10 (2497 votes)

The Wire

S1:E6

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

7.4/10 (2355 votes)

AAMCO

S1:E7

Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

8.7/10 (2797 votes)

Beloved Aunt

S1:E8

When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

8.0/10 (2421 votes)

Affirmative Action

S1:E9

Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

8.6/10 (2658 votes)

The Group

S1:E10

Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.

7.9/10 (2254 votes)

The Car Salesman

S2:E1

Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.

8.4/10 (2368 votes)

Thor

S2:E2

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

8.7/10 (2566 votes)

Trick or Treat

S2:E3

Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the "trick" side of Halloween. He also alienates Cheryl's screenwriter friend Cliff and a Jewish neighbor AND spoils his romantic anniversary gift when Jeff arrives to play a round of golf.

8.3/10 (2250 votes)

The Shrimp Incident

S2:E4

Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food.

7.8/10 (2124 votes)

The Thong

S2:E5

Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.

7.5/10 (2076 votes)

The Acupuncturist

S2:E6

Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies.

9.2/10 (3473 votes)

The Doll

S2:E7

At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll.

8.7/10 (2408 votes)

Shaq

S2:E8

Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.

8.2/10 (2136 votes)

The Baptism

S2:E9

Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accused Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, and Larry accuses several passengers of stealing his airline tickets.

8.1/10 (2037 votes)

The Massage

S2:E10

Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

8.3/10 (2128 votes)

Chet's Shirt

S3:E1

While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husband's shirt. Larry then goes to the department store the next day to buy it. Meanwhile, Jeff talks Larry into investing in a trendy new celebrity restaurant. Larry also gets into trouble when he throws away some trash in a random garbage can.

7.7/10 (1978 votes)

The Benadryl Brownie

S3:E2

Thanks to Larry's miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis' girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week before they're supposed to go to the Emmy Awards. A practicing Christian Scientist, she doesn't take any medicine, so Richard and Larry devise a scheme to cook up some brownies laced with medicine. Like all things Larry does, the plan backfires.

8.3/10 (2063 votes)

Club Soda and Salt

S3:E3

Larry, Jeff, and Ted scramble to find a chef for the new restaurant, but Larry doesn't like Ted's recommendation. While trying to find a replacement, Larry learns a few things - Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing friend, people won't take a wedding gift after a year, and that club soda and salt will get stains out of anything.

8.2/10 (2075 votes)

The Nanny from Hell

S3:E4

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a ""nanny from hell"" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a ""penis faux pas"" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.

7.7/10 (1944 votes)

The Terrorist Attack

S3:E5

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

8.2/10 (2033 votes)

The Special Section

S3:E6

Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in New York City, but he doesn't find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once he's past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mother's body at the cemetery.

8.4/10 (1960 votes)

The Corpse-Sniffing Dog

S3:E7

Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, ""When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?"" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd—but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.

8.8/10 (2546 votes)

Krazee-Eyez Killa

S3:E8

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

8.0/10 (1921 votes)

Mary, Joseph and Larry

S3:E9

Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.

9.0/10 (2585 votes)

The Grand Opening

S3:E10

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

7.7/10 (1866 votes)

Mel's Offer

S4:E1

After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Larry to be the star of his broadway show.

8.2/10 (1909 votes)

Ben's Birthday Party

S4:E2

Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

8.0/10 (2011 votes)

The Blind Date

S4:E3

Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.

8.1/10 (1876 votes)

The Weatherman

S4:E4

Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.

8.4/10 (1887 votes)

The 5 Wood

S4:E5

A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation with a dog.

9.1/10 (2673 votes)

The Car Pool Lane

S4:E6

To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.

8.6/10 (2034 votes)

The Surrogate

S4:E7

Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.

8.2/10 (1819 votes)

Wandering Bear

S4:E8

The purschasing of a video endangers Larry's relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susie's best friend. Cheryl gets medical advice from an unorthodox source.

8.5/10 (2016 votes)

The Survivor

S4:E9

Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.

8.9/10 (2587 votes)

Opening Night

S4:E10

The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".

8.0/10 (1838 votes)

The Larry David Sandwich

S5:E1

As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.

8.2/10 (1846 votes)

The Bowtie

S5:E2

Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

8.3/10 (1901 votes)

The Christ Nail

S5:E3

A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

8.1/10 (1869 votes)

Kamikaze Bingo

S5:E4

Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

8.4/10 (1819 votes)

Lewis Needs a Kidney

S5:E5

When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who ""gets"" to give up their organ.

7.6/10 (1747 votes)

The Smoking Jacket

S5:E6

His father's smoking jacket and ""bathroom contamination"" cause grief for Larry.

8.4/10 (1817 votes)

The Seder

S5:E7

Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.

9.0/10 (2395 votes)

The Ski Lift

S5:E8

Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings. [tv.com]

8.0/10 (1728 votes)

The Korean Bookie

S5:E9

Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.

8.3/10 (2067 votes)

The End

S5:E10

Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

8.2/10 (1904 votes)

Meet the Blacks

S6:E1

The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties he has no desire to attend

8.6/10 (1933 votes)

The Anonymous Donor

S6:E2

It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.

8.7/10 (1992 votes)

The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial

S6:E3

Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

8.0/10 (1759 votes)

The Lefty Call

S6:E4

Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls 'lefty'; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryl's environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

8.5/10 (1924 votes)

The Freak Book

S6:E5

Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.

8.4/10 (1866 votes)

The Rat Dog

S6:E6

A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.

8.2/10 (1788 votes)

The TiVo Guy

S6:E7

When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leaving their friends to decide which of the pair to stay true to.

8.7/10 (2015 votes)

The N Word

S6:E8

Larry accidentally offends Lorreta's Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeff's hospitalization.

8.9/10 (2051 votes)

The Therapists

S6:E9

Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk

9.0/10 (2175 votes)

The Bat Mitzvah

S6:E10

Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.

8.3/10 (1947 votes)

Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

S7:E1

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

8.8/10 (2059 votes)

Vehicular Fellatio

S7:E2

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

8.5/10 (1922 votes)

The Reunion

S7:E3

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

8.1/10 (1790 votes)

The Hot Towel

S7:E4

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

9.1/10 (2455 votes)

Denise Handicap

S7:E5

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

8.2/10 (1957 votes)

The Bare Midriff

S7:E6

When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

8.7/10 (2006 votes)

The Black Swan

S7:E7

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

8.3/10 (1809 votes)

Officer Krupke

S7:E8

Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

9.2/10 (2340 votes)

The Table Read

S7:E9

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

9.2/10 (2509 votes)

Seinfeld

S7:E10

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

8.1/10 (1753 votes)

The Divorce

S8:E1

Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.

8.2/10 (1749 votes)

The Safe House

S8:E2

Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test. Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.

9.2/10 (3043 votes)

Palestinian Chicken

S8:E3

A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.

7.8/10 (1634 votes)

The Smiley Face

S8:E4

Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.

8.4/10 (1700 votes)

Vow of Silence

S8:E5

Larry's evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dog's last meal; and Larry points out personal flaws in the buffet line and in parking lots.

8.6/10 (1762 votes)

The Hero

S8:E6

Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.

7.9/10 (1668 votes)

The Bi-Sexual

S8:E7

Larry competes with Rosie O’Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an LA acquaintance.

7.9/10 (1590 votes)

Car Periscope

S8:E8

Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.

8.7/10 (1905 votes)

Mister Softee

S8:E9

An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.

8.9/10 (2111 votes)

Larry vs. Michael J. Fox

S8:E10

Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeth's son.

8.6/10 (2331 votes)

Foisted!

S9:E1

Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff’s barber and gets into hot water over a new project.

8.2/10 (1810 votes)

The Pickle Gambit

S9:E2

Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a friend’s nephew.

8.3/10 (1804 votes)

A Disturbance in the Kitchen

S9:E3

Larry turns to a writer for advice. Searching for Susie’s missing “little sister,” he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop.

8.3/10 (1685 votes)

Running with the Bulls

S9:E4

Larry’s therapist accuses him of overstepping. Susie grows suspicious of Jeff. Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.

8.0/10 (1684 votes)

Thank You for Your Service

S9:E5

Larry commits a faux pas with Sammi’s fiancé, and tries to start over with his mail carrier and golf club security guard.

9.0/10 (2147 votes)

The Accidental Text on Purpose

S9:E6

Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.

8.2/10 (1579 votes)

Namaste

S9:E7

Larry angers a hot-yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.

8.4/10 (1621 votes)

Never Wait for Seconds!

S9:E8

Bridget asks Larry for a favor on behalf of her son. Larry earns unexpected gratitude in a buffet line, and realizes that tips are better than favors.

8.0/10 (1487 votes)

The Shucker

S9:E9

Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; Jeff and Larry pitch a new creative venture; Susie gets turned on by a surprising source.

8.5/10 (1605 votes)

Fatwa!

S9:E10

Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with work associates and hosts a pair of ungrateful house guests.

9.1/10 (2947 votes)

Happy New Year

S10:E1

Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.

8.0/10 (1816 votes)

Side Sitting

S10:E2

Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.

8.2/10 (1871 votes)

Artificial Fruit

S10:E3

Larry gets the chance to clear the air with Alice and goes to extreme lengths for a lunch with Richard.

8.5/10 (1935 votes)

You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey

S10:E4

Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.

8.2/10 (1656 votes)

Insufficient Praise

S10:E5

Marty Funkhauser's brother sends Larry an unusual gift; and an actor friend of the Greens is dissatisfied with Larry's praise of his performance.

8.1/10 (1594 votes)

The Surprise Party

S10:E6

When Susie plans a surprise party for Jeff, Larry suspects she has ulterior motives, and enlists the help of his new friend Wally to ensure things don’t go awry. Larry connects with a problematic inventor to develop an innovative new product. Dr. Andrew "Rusty" Holzer, portrayed by Greg Germann, adopts the nickname "Rusty," a choice Larry openly opposes, echoing his disdain for the new waiting room decor and receptionist misinterpretation. Rusty highlights the necessity of professional supervision for the surprise party, especially during Chris Martin's performance, to ensure Jeff's safety. Larry's suspicions extend to Rusty's motives and Susie's intentions, prompting him to devise a subtle plan involving Rusty. Despite logistical challenges, Rusty's unfortunate encounter with Susie at the party leads to a distressing outcome.

8.5/10 (1764 votes)

The Ugly Section

S10:E7

Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend’s unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant. Later, Larry offers his dermatologist’s son a job and Richard has a suspiciously good day on the golf course.

9.1/10 (2178 votes)

Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry

S10:E8

A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl’s sister’s house, helps Leon grow a new business and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richard’s girlfriend.

8.1/10 (1461 votes)

Beep Panic

S10:E9

Mocha Joe goes to war with his new competitor. Larry takes pity on a waitress and creates friction at the BMW dealership. Richard takes a career-defining role.

8.6/10 (1680 votes)

The Spite Store

S10:E10

Larry runs into a familiar face, causes a rift between expectant parents and seeks a second opinion on his knee injury. His reaction to emergency sirens spells disaster.

8.1/10 (2250 votes)

The Five-Foot Fence

S11:E1

A discovery in Larry's backyard threatens to derail his latest creative venture, while a clumsy mishap threatens the future of his latest romance. Albert Brooks hosts an unprecedented event, and Leon makes arrangements for an upcoming trip.

7.3/10 (1738 votes)

Angel Muffin

S11:E2

Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larry's detective skills.

7.7/10 (1598 votes)

The Mini Bar

S11:E3

After enlisting Cheryl’s help in a last-ditch effort, Larry has an idea that could save his latest project.

8.7/10 (2164 votes)

The Watermelon

S11:E4

Larry hangs out with Woody Harrelson and cashes in on Susie’s favor.

8.0/10 (1594 votes)

IRASSHAIMASE!

S11:E5

After enlisting both Jeff and Freddy’s help for the occasion, Larry’s hot date quickly goes south.

7.7/10 (1474 votes)

Man Fights Tiny Woman

S11:E6

Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constructive criticism to his chiropractor.

7.8/10 (1492 votes)

Irma Kostroski

S11:E7

Before Election Day, Larry gets involved in local politics while mediating a conflict on his set.

8.5/10 (1558 votes)

What Have I Done?

S11:E8

Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.

7.6/10 (1355 votes)

Igor, Gregor, & Timor

S11:E9

Larry does the right thing (and regrets it) while seizing an unprecedented opportunity to avoid Irma. Jeff seeks out a pricey peace offering for Susie.

7.7/10 (1551 votes)

The Mormon Advantage

S11:E10

Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.

7.6/10 (1836 votes)

Atlanta

S12:E1

Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman, while Leon takes the opportunity to visit his Auntie Rae. Later, Larry has some trouble with his glasses and faces off with a surly hotel cleaner.

7.7/10 (1464 votes)

The Lawn Jockey

S12:E2

Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift.

8.3/10 (1547 votes)

Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug

S12:E3

Larry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.

7.9/10 (1337 votes)

Disgruntled

S12:E4

Larry finds himself in Takahashi's crosshairs after a note is found in the men's locker room. Tensions mount when Larry and Irma's couple's counselor crosses a professional line.

8.1/10 (1356 votes)

Fish Stuck

S12:E5

After an incident at temple, Larry asks friends to vouch for his character – while also trying to help name a baby and worrying about a fish.

7.7/10 (1265 votes)

The Gettysburg Address

S12:E6

Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.

7.8/10 (1240 votes)

The Dream Scheme

S12:E7

An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff and Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted obligations of their own.

7.6/10 (1137 votes)

The Colostomy Bag

S12:E8

When Richard enlists Larry's help to buy a vintage car, his careless behavior leads to an unwanted outcome. Jeff secretly schemes to give Larry power of attorney.

8.0/10 (1224 votes)

Ken/Kendra

S12:E9

A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's image. Then, public perception of Larry sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID.

9.2/10 (2853 votes)

No Lessons Learned

S12:E10

Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richard's love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
7 ★ 8.6 10
★ 9.2 The Table Read
★ 8.1 The Hot Towel
6 ★ 8.5 10
★ 9.0 The Bat Mitzvah
★ 8.0 The Lefty Call
10 ★ 8.4 10
★ 9.1 Happy New Year
★ 8.0 Side Sitting
4 ★ 8.4 10
★ 9.1 The Car Pool Lane
★ 7.7 Mel's Offer
8 ★ 8.4 10
★ 9.2 Palestinian Chicken
★ 7.8 The Smiley Face
9 ★ 8.3 10
★ 9.0 The Accidental Text on Purpose
★ 8.0 Thank You for Your Service
2 ★ 8.3 10
★ 9.2 The Doll
★ 7.5 The Acupuncturist
3 ★ 8.3 10
★ 9.0 The Grand Opening
★ 7.7 The Benadryl Brownie
5 ★ 8.2 10
★ 9.0 The Ski Lift
★ 7.6 The Smoking Jacket
1 ★ 8.0 10
★ 8.7 Beloved Aunt
★ 7.4 AAMCO
12 ★ 8.0 10
★ 9.2 No Lessons Learned
★ 7.6 Atlanta
11 ★ 7.9 10
★ 8.7 The Watermelon
★ 7.3 Angel Muffin